Thursday, December 7, 2017

Strange Encounters With Cryptids


From Swamp Dweller comes ten stories of strange encounters with mysterious cryptid creatures.

12 comments:

  1. I had a strange episode last night as I was about to get into bed...just as I was slipping into bed there was a knock at the door...it was Joe and he was frantic and appeared to have sputum on his lips and was slavering and dribbling...I asked what he wanted and he blurted out he desperately wanted to pull my panties down and sniff between the cheeks of my ass...he then asked if I would bend down and let him sniff deeply the asshole aroma from my sweaty asshole...I felt the need to humor him and so the night end saw a strange spectacle of me bending down and Joe bending down behind me and inhaling the asshole smell from my butt-crack...he seemed delirious and wild eyed with delight...strange boy that Joe.

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    1. Bla Bla Bla, no one cares looser!

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    2. Fill my loose arse with gin.

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    3. There goes mad Stuey and his bloody ridiculous wet dreams of me . Hey stuey, I hope you cleaned up good before mummy came in to change your diapers this morn. You wouldn't want her thinking she has a rotten perv as a son would ya ?
      Cheers

      Joe

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    4. Go away Mike.

      Your are not funny.

      You are a useless drunk.

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    5. ‘Ello mate, my boyfriend (who happens to be quite a sexy bloke) doesn’t consider me useless when he’s buggering my arse with his jolly todger !

      Joe

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    6. 2:49 - you certainly care and no mistake - perhaps you are picking up a few hints for your own Joe encounters,eh ?

      You queer-boy.

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  2. In the 1960s and 70s, there was a very popular show on television called Wild Kingdom. Wild Kingdom was hosted by Marlin Perkins.

    In one Wild Kingdom episode, Marlin Perkins discussed the existence of the abominable snowman, the Yeti. Perkins showed what the Yeti evidence really is and how the facts point to the Yeti being a myth and not real. Whether you agree with Marlin Perkins or not, this is interesting:

    Cut and past this link into your browser and fast forward to 15:45:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmQLkfPJB_Q

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    1. Go kill yourself already MMC.

      Stop spamming this place with your virus filled links.

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  3. Joe you are a shame to the Empire, Sod off you git

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  4. There appears to be a large fresh turd tangled in my most royal mane

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    1. ^ Oh, I most sincerely apologise your Royal Browntoothness - I thought I had pushed the turd back up your husbands most royal rear passage,countersunk an` all.

      Joe

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