Saturday, September 16, 2017

True Scary Stories From the Deep Woods


A camper gets the fright of his life when something walks up to his tent in the middle of the night. It only got worse when whatever it was touched their foot that was sticking out from the tent.

47 comments:

  1. I have lots of scary stories about the "deep woods" area of my bottom.

    Joe

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  2. Iktomi is fooling nobody!
    I have all the IP address of all comments on my blog.

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    1. "VPNs, or virtual private networks, feed your internet traffic through a third or fourth party, letting you appear to be somewhere where you are not. How does this help with keeping your troll bridge from getting crashed? Most VPNs will let you change your IP address at will. This means that you can get in trouble on a site with one IP address and they won’t know to ban another account which uses a different IP address."

      ... Which is how you get around being banned, isn't it Stuey? What was funny about Shawn banning you in the past, was you'd have to kiss backside immediately after, and pretend to exchange in a civil manner... Until your emotional issues got the better of you after again a while, of course.

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    2. ^ You stupid boy...are you truly so thick as to imagine anybody gives a toss about being "banned"?

      Grow up you silly little boy.

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    3. Your two previous comments were so grown up, weren't they? Are you self-aware in the slightest?

      "Giving a toss"... Isn't that British terminology?

      give (or care) a toss
      phrase of toss
      1. BRITISH informal
      care at all.
      "I don't give a toss what you think"

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    4. Just like, "bloke in a suit", that's been published anything up to a 100 times here by you over the years?

      Bloke
      bləʊk
      noun BRITISH informal
      a man.
      "he's a nice bloke"
      synonyms: man, boy, male, individual, body

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    5. My point?

      You're British. So all these "American" sockpuppets you have just add to your utter creepiness.

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    6. Lil dum dum Joe is so self aware that only he can twist a neutral statement to one of bieng a victim!
      And as usual IS TOO LOW IQ'ed to truly get the real meaning!!!

      Ahh haaa ha haaaaaa

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    7. British Stuey... From Leeds. Did a gig there a few years back. People were rude as heck, no manners.

      Have a great weekend Stuey!

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    8. By gig do you mean a cathouse Tom?

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    9. Example,, If lil dumdedoo Joe F,Had a healthy self esteem he could have taken the comment as bieng positive ( Matt knows his IP # and reconized that Joe is a great Debater of international renown) instead IKBULBEVERSODIM takes the statement as a negative.
      In reality is a reflection of his true low self-esteem!

      Haaaaaa WHAT A BOOB!
      PS.grammatical errors are for a purpose (let's see what Ikdummy does?) Ha ha ha haaa!

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    10. Is there not some KOOK in the Bigfoot community that is a clinical psychologist?

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    11. Iktomi is communicating with Matt now. Who told you Leeds?

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    12. MIKE K BROOKRESON THAT'S WHO,
      DURING THE FALCON PROJECT WHILE SWILLING SWILL AROUND A CAMPFIRE IN WASHINGTON A FEW YEARS AGO .
      HOPE THAT HELPS.

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    13. I knew Brookreson was the mole! During one one the Falcon Project respites, you say? I'll put a shamus on it and see what's shaking.

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    14. Is it not FACT that MKB "DOX'ed" Iktomi ?

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    15. Shamus? are you joking?
      He walks around dropping nickles on the ground hoping someone will pack his gay arse!

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    16. Iktomi = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9t_KDGqOmE

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    17. ^ the only difference being that IktomiJo is as fat,bald and pathetic as the Captain.

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    18. 6:07

      I like getting my ass packed tight with c0ck and squidgy cream - I am called HomoJoe at home.

      Joe

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    19. A shamus is a detective or homo. You can either put a detective or a homo on an investigation. I meant homo.

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    20. Ikdummy ain't around cause Chick Chick is still in a FAT Slumber and grunts when the frantic phone calls of Ikdummy attempt to wake her!
      BlhaaaaZaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

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    21. The cement head stuey has gone full kray kray today!! Yippie!

      MMC

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    22. ^ MMC likes his ass and mouth packed tight with c0ck

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    23. 6:42 "kray kray"?

      What sort of facking idiot are you?

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    24. "Pay Check"
      "Home Owner"
      "Bank Account"
      "New Car"
      "Hard Worker"
      "Is Hilarious"
      "His Girlfriend"
      "Lost Virginity"

      Sorry, Stu. I was just practicing some work groupings I'm certain you will never hear in conjunction with your name.

      😉

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    25. Hey 6:47 I'm MMC,,u no MM2DACYO??
      *Word!

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    26. 6:48

      so clever you can`t actually manage to get what you intend onto the screen...eh ?

      You`re another self-important prick with nothing going for him other than to attempt to get noticed on an obscure fantasy blog-site...hardly a high flyer are you.

      haha hahah hahahahaha - you clown.

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    27. Duh, I like testicles, you'll always see that word group associated with me

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    28. I really do get a kick out of fake Joe and his posts . I'm rather flattered that he pretends to be me - I must be doing something right to have some total loser follow me in such a way that his whole life revolves around trying to be me .Stuey, I hope you don't go as far as to have plastic surgery to look like me. That would be a huge mistake mate, lol
      anyways , hope they let you out of the rubber room soon. I'm sure you are looking forward to eating your own food with plastic knives and forks
      cheers

      Joe

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    29. You sure are a loser magnet, you must be king of the losers^

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    30. >>... Which is how you get around being banned



      Well this a total lie. No one including myself has ever been banned from here.

      I really do hope chick is dead.

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    31. I really do get a kick out of men and men's posts. I'm rather flattered that men beat me - I must be doing something right to have some total lover follow me in such a way that my whole life revolves around trying to be him . Stuey, I hope I don't go as far as to have plastic surgery to look like you. That would be a huge mistake mate, lol
      anyways , hope they let me out of the rubber room soon. I'm looking forward to eating my own food with plastic knives and forks
      cheers

      Joe

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    32. ^ "I'm rather flattered that men beat me"

      ~Joe

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    33. oh fake Joe, you have really outdone yourself today
      We all know you fell out of your pram the other day on your head.
      You are truly just a waste of life . put down the cheetos, the xbox and mountain dew, go outside and get some fresh air mate. You've been smelling your farts down in mum's basement far too long

      Joe

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    34. Let's see, fake Briton Joe, 1. pram, 2. mate, 3. mum's........you've met your quota for throwing in enough Britishisms per paragraph to seem British. Funny that PIB, ikdummy, and every other British person online RARELY crams so many Britishisms per square inch, but you've got us all convinced.

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    35. Let's see stuey, you seem to be obsessed with the way i talk. Would you prefer i talk like the inbred backwoods loser like you
      go drink another mountain dew ball bag

      Joe

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  3. Joe has to be barmy or bladdered.

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    1. Ikdingbat is BOTH AND MORE!
      Ahhaaa ha ha haaaa haaa!

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    2. ^ hahahahahah ahahahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
      AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  4. How is evidence that doesn't match up a straw man? When it makes IKTOMI look stupid

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    1. ikdummy was saying that he likes "strong men" and by strong men he means stronger than him and by stronger than him he means every man... ever.

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