Samurai Chatter: Have you used it in the field?
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Fasano is a true expert on the skunk ape. I consider him to be an ambassador for the species.
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Matt, can you ask Tim if he's okay? I'm really concerned. I'm actually losing sleep but at the same time I'm wondering if any Skunk Ape were injured or even died. This is really emotional for me right now.
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God bless America and God bless Tim Fasano!
DeleteMatt? Somebody or anybody know if skunk ape are okay in South Florida and if any bigfoot were harmed in Texas? This is hitting me REAL hard right now.
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Fatsano is an American Hero! But does he hide his trail cams as good as his Swamp eels?
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Erm, multiple-sourced gypsum, synced bi-continentally, fact-checked by lettered experts in disparate functionalities and doubled blinded as a matter of course, would prove otherwise.
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Fasano's a cab driver. He could've driven his fat ass outta there long ago.
ReplyDeleteI thought that Fasano would be shooting his video from inside his cab, with the windshield wipers going, water level up to his balls, ocean waves washing over the top of his car, his car being swept out to sea, and him crapping his pants. Boy is this video a let down.
ReplyDeleteI thought that Fasano would be shooting his video from inside his cab, with the windshield wipers going, water level up to his nads, ocean waves washing over the top of his car, his car being swept out to sea, and him crapping his pants. Boy is this video a let down.
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