Thursday, August 3, 2017

Man Finds Alien Messing With His Clock


A man is alarmed by his crying dog, only to find an alien tampering with his clock in the kitchen.
From cryptozoologynews.com:

The Medford resident says he went downstairs to investigate when he encountered the “little purple, greyish being” tinkering with his kitchen clock. He described the alleged creature as 3 feet tall and “kind of human like”.

“He was standing on my kitchen counter top touching the clock on my wall.”

The reported “alien”, he explains, looked like it was putting the clock back on the wall. Then, he continued, the little creature grabbed him by the hand.

“It walked me to my cellar down the stairs. It didn’t say a word. I remember everything went black and forgot everything after.”

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41 comments:

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    1. Was an alien playing with your "clock?" Is that what happened to you?

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    2. Careful Uno! Stuey will publish anything up to 30 comments, dominate every comment section with insults and "Bigfoot don't exist", and then tell you that you can't stop thinking about him.

      You don't want Stuey to ruin our lives any further!

      (Creased)

      Have a great day Uno.

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    3. What the hell matt? Whats with the banning? 6 times i have been banned in the last 24 hours? Are you seriously starting this again?

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    4. Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

      Stupid friends

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    5. Chick is recovering from a face transplant so she decides to dip into her welfare money to pay 9.99 a month to see doctor squatch level pareodalia photos from a guy named mark zasky.

      Why do we ridicule you? Hmmmmmmm......

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    6. I have the clearest pics, this is fact. And would never charge anyone.

      If Pareodalia were true, we would see cars, boots, all kinds of images, but we don't.
      And another funny thing, you would think in the summer time i would have tons of pics from all the folliage, and i don't, my evidence gets cut probably 70% in the summer time.

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    7. http://hoaxes.org/Hoaxipedia/Faces_in_Trees

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    8. Those are barkmen you fool

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    9. Good link PIB.

      Stuey... There is no "we". There is just you. And with the exception of two others who occasionally post as anon, there has always been just you. Make your own blog and get your "army of trolls" publishing comments, that would prove otherwise.

      Also... Are you aware that you're arguing with your own fake MMC below, or are you seriously that removed from reality?

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    10. Funny how a fantasy creature based mind tries to make sense of the rest of the world.

      "There is just you. And with the exception of two others..." ~ikdummy


      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!

      Seriously, ikdummy. What do you do for a living? Who pays your bills?

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    11. You could simply make an anti-Bigfoot blog, role-play hundreds of years' worth of evidence being non-existent, & get all your "army" to publish comments? It would prove there is more than just you obsessively hating on people 24/7, and would make you seem about 5% less bat sh*t crazy.

      And here's the link to the paper that sent you over the edge.. Just for good measure;
      http://www2.isu.edu/rhi/pdf/JSE-303-Meldrum.pdf

      ... I know how you hate cut&pastes, and imaginary creatures don't leave consistent physical evidence over different continents. One link; too easy.

      : )

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    12. Oh, ok. Now i believe in 10,000 hairy 10 foot tall, 800 lb. hide and seeking apemen that evade cameras.

      You really are persuasive. LOL

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    13. http://www.texasbigfoot.net/images/bigfoot1.jpg

      You take care now Stuey.

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    14. http://www.ebay.com/bhp/bigfoot-costume

      You take care now Fizzy.

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    15. Cut n paste ending in a costume.

      Predictable, ikdummy.

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    16. I don' see any Bigfoot or Dogmen in the Pics you posted, and none of my pics resemble these.

      Once again, if i'm taking pics of trees, why can't you, iktomi, or vegas? No trees where you live?

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    17. Aweome Stue! Hey, why don't you use the same monkey suit for an article on your new hate-blog? You could get all your "army" to pat you on the back for finally solving the "mystery" of the PGF?!

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    18. A costume was never a mystery, ikdummy.

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    19. Iktomi, I still love you like a brother man, but could you please stop mentioning Stuey in practically every comment you post? It's exactly what the crazy fool wants and it's beginning to make you look obsessed with him. Just stop and the creep will go away!

      MMC

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    20. Doc Squat has become irrelevant here . no one even bothers to answer his questions. He's like a ghost
      Bye doc

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    21. I beg to differ,more like them two homos,mmc & ikdickless,,
      notice them two gutless weasel cowards NEVER HAD THE BALLS TO SUBSCRIBE AND OR COMMENT ON MY UTUBE CHANNEL,,,,WHY ONE MIGHT ASK??? WELL THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE,,,, THERE BOTH GUTLESS HYPOCRATES(ASSHOLES),,

      Barret Sanders

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    22. There is NO Iktomi/Uno/MMC/PIB etc etc etc - they are ALL just one very sick person...named Joe.

      We,the Stueys are the absolute bane of his life and he spends his hours wallowing in fanciful conversational fantasies that he pretends he "wins" on the blog...then reality hits home with a single comment from one of the Stueys that reduce him to the element of shitty mush.

      Stu

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  2. >>Listen up Stuey

    Your comments towards Chick were way out of bounds

    This I promise you, there will be a price to pay for your words

    This poor widows son means what he says

    MMC



    COME AT ME BRO!!! What are you gonna do call the feelings police? Call the FBI? Shake your fist harder?

    There is nothing you can do to me. I already won.

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    1. What do you mean PIB?! He's spent every day of his life for the past six years harassing people anonymously with insults, racism and even rape threats! Of course he "wins".

      (Sigh)

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    2. Suprising iktomi/joe f1tzerald hasn't been jailed under the UK's anti-racism laws.

      Very bad character that iktomi/joe f. Hiding behind a native american name makes him irredeemable.

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    3. It takes a stupid racist to claim someone is wrong for holding an interest in another culture. And don't get a b*ner Stue... You haven't got any further exchange after this.

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    4. Russian bigfoot was black much, racist Joe F1tzgerald?

      You are a despicable racist Joe F1tzgerald.

      Every sick hateful thing Joe F1tzgerald says appears to be said by someone named iktomi.

      You are mean and hateful, F1tzgerald.

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    5. Aaaaargh Zana. West Africans didn't have archaic skull morphology in the mid-1800's. You show your scars beautifully when you're angry.

      Adios!

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    6. Naaarrrg morph dermal tarsal...


      we get it, ikdummy. LOL

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  3. Where in Oklahoma are you, Chick? I travel there often. I eat at nice restaurants when I travel. Maybe we could have dinner. Let me know. I hope you are feeling better.

    MMC

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  4. Golden Corral nice, *stinlk,stink,stink* I got my nostrils sewn shut so I can live with my stench, nothing to do about the egg laying flies

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    1. Ignore the trolls, Chick. I eat at better establishments than Golden Corral and tip pretty well.

      MMC

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    2. ^ When a weirdo doesn't get the attention he needs, he creates it.

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    3. Vagass seeking attention. LOL

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