Tim Fasano calls his buddy George after being rocked by a sighting of what he thinks was a skunk ape ripping through the Florida swamps like King Kong! The best part is that he was shooting video at the time.
Tim "By George, I got it!!!" George "what did you get????" Tim "I got the skunk ape but I'm not so sure i have it on video" George "Oh, I thought you were excited because you got a better camera. Ok, please call me back when you actually do get something . I'm kinda busy right now in the middle of watching paint dry on my wall" Tim "but bro !!!!!!" George "god bless you Tiny Tim"
As usual poor Timmy has got nothing . Call us when you get something Timmy boy
Golden Hoax Rules For Getting Facetime on the Internet, When You Don't Have Squat:
1. When you ain't got shit on video, instead video yourself on the phone out in the woods where their is no cell phone coverage, telling a fictitious person that the video camera cannot hear or record, that you actually got something on video of a skunk ape.
2. Then instead of taking the time to download your worthless/non-existent video of a skunk ape to put on youtube, you download yourself from the same video camera doing the fake conversation in No. 1 above. Then you're golden.
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
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ReplyDeleteTim "By George, I got it!!!"
ReplyDeleteGeorge "what did you get????"
Tim "I got the skunk ape but I'm not so sure i have it on video"
George "Oh, I thought you were excited because you got a better camera. Ok, please call me back when you actually do get something . I'm kinda busy right now in the middle of watching paint dry on my wall"
Tim "but bro !!!!!!"
George "god bless you Tiny Tim"
As usual poor Timmy has got nothing . Call us when you get something Timmy boy
Golden Hoax Rules For Getting Facetime on the Internet, When You Don't Have Squat:
ReplyDelete1. When you ain't got shit on video, instead video yourself on the phone out in the woods where their is no cell phone coverage, telling a fictitious person that the video camera cannot hear or record, that you actually got something on video of a skunk ape.
2. Then instead of taking the time to download your worthless/non-existent video of a skunk ape to put on youtube, you download yourself from the same video camera doing the fake conversation in No. 1 above. Then you're golden.
^ very insightful.
DeleteFasano is the Jane Goodall of the skunk ape. He's an ambassador for the species.
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