Help Prove Bigfoot's Existence!


Dr. Jeff Meldrum is promoting an Indiegogo project to prove bigfoot really exists. Check it out:

New methods of surveying all DNA to be found in a soil sample (eDNA) may assist in the search for sasquatch. Soil samples taken from ground nest sites, attributed to sasquatch on the basis of construction and hair samples, are ideal candidates for eDNA analysis. Samples have been collected from nests at a site in the Olympic Penninsula, WA and await analysis. Cost is approximately $1000 per sample.

A vexing obstacle in the search for sasquatch has been the inability to successfully extract and sequence DNA from hair samples attributed to sasquatch on the basis of their distinctive morphology. Recent headlines have expounded the discovery of DNA of the enigmatic Denisovan hominins using environmental DNA (eDNA) survey methods, despite the lack of any physical or trace evidence of Denisovans occupying the cave. The potential for application of eDNA methods to the sasquatch question is obvious.The key to successful results is identifying the appropriate sample site. Recently, members of the Olympic Project, a group of citizen scientist investigators in Washington state, became aware of multiple ground nests of distinctive construction, yielding hairs of an unknown hominoid. Expert opinion is that these unusual nest were not made by bears. This seemed to be an ideal situation for an eDNA survey.

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Comments

  1. Except any eDNA related to bigfoot will prove to be inconclusive. Skeptics will dismiss it, and bigfoot believers will support it.

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    1. I Have no money ^ So in order to help your cause,
      All i can do is vischiouly buttfock yer asshole,,AND "PUMP"A quart of BALLBREW DOWN YER THROAT Also!!!;-)

      Barret Sanders

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    2. I Adore Barret(quart o'jizz) Sanders!


      MMC

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    3. Thank you for helping Dr. Meldrum. He is starting to believe that he pizzed away a promising scientific career, earned the derision of his peers for nothing, and has wasted his life looking for a non-existent homonid.

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  3. Just ask the US Army to borrow one of their Bigfoot bodies that they have in cold storage in Montana. Then you don't have to guess which species you hair sample was recently attached to.

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    1. Yeah. The government carted away a whole bunch of bigfoot bodies in a truck at Mount St. Helens after it erupted in 1980.

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  4. Rictor Riolo has collected hundreds of Bigfoot DNA samples. Problem is, he always swallows them.

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    1. Haints, you seem to have issues with your sexuality and blame other for your um shortcomings
      Stay fabulous girlfriend and one day you'll be the glitter king of your block

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    2. Rictors cornhole is full of bigfoot dna samples. Along with half of the coalition dna too.

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    3. Not true. Not even the coalition will touch scumbag Rictors fatasss. I don't care who You are, nobody will ever be attracted to Shamu

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