Thursday, June 22, 2017

Ape-Like Humanoids Killing Pennsylvania Wildlife


A man from Pennsylvania claims ape-like humanoid creatures are killing the wildlife. The man reported to a UFO group that he sees them 24/7, and that they stay in the tops of trees.
The Pennsylvanian describes the creatures as ape-like and able to blend in with the trees with the ease of a chameleon.

“They become one with the trees. Their hands and trees become rooted in the trees when they rest,” he explained.

He says he is afraid of going and investigating on his own because he has “seen dead animals” in the area.

“I saw some of our troop dead over there and I’m afraid to go myself,” he said, leaving a giant question mark as to whether he is referring to the military, some kind of domestic animal he had personally named, or a simple typo meaning coop –as in chicken coop– instead of troop.

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29 comments:

  1. What say you dam Irwin zabo?

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  2. Yeah, they're called hunters.
    Unless....

    IT'S CATMAN!
    carman gonna take you away into woods, bury you like a turd.
    And if he likes you, he'll lick the soles of your feet with his rough tongue so they swell up and you will be leaving giant bare footprints in the forest!

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    1. ..Lol..I see the quality of reports has declined in my absence...We are cutting into summer 17 and what do have? Alien ape-men swooping down from the tree tops to attack forest critters....EEG

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    2. Sissys, an Wussys are moaning like queers? Apparently a world beating geneticist has just discovered the `CUCK' gene!!
      Praise the lord and pass the Ammunition,,, holy moly,, Ones got ask ones self ,FROM WHAT POPULATION(country,terratory)DOES THIS GENE PROVE DOMINATE???????????????

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    3. ^ Wikipedia states that "All welsh males shove Gerbils in thier Assholes to PROVE machismo",,

      So im guessing the English have Cuck DOMINATE genitics??

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    4. Naaarrrg AArrrrrggg Baaaarrrgg Saaarrrrge!!!

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  3. at first i thought it was our own crazy Doc Squatch who was reporting this til it said he's afraid of going to investigate . doc isn't afraid of going into the woods and getting photos of tree apes, catmen, dogmen, albawitches or any of his other made up creatures

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    1. Jealousy won't make my evidence go away. I could easily prove Bigfoot on Tree structures, Tree markers, Tree carvings, footprints, handprints, and hair. I don't see ANY of this in residential areas, NONE OF IT!

      No way around the Truth 4:09, no matter what you say.

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    2. Your waiting your time on this site doc.

      This site is going down fast

      Faster than the retard on Joe

      See-ya

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    3. Maybe not doc but a good shot of penicillin might make the made up images in your head go away as it does with anyone else suffering from delusions caused by syphilis

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    4. I don't waste my time here 6:42, I check every few days, this site is a total waste of time.

      6:42, My evidence is so under skin it's hilarious!

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    5. God bless you doc

      The believer

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    6. Your evidence is laughable and sad. No one on here takes you seriously anymore
      Go with the penicillin Bruce, do ya wonders

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    7. Some one posted a link the other day to a youtube account belonging to a woman just like DS.I'm wondering if it is DS? xx

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    8. Shows just how much you research!

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    9. PIB, if you were out in the field you'd know the difference. Have you ever been to the US?

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    10. ^ 9:05 Been to the magic air force base?

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    11. Joes got tranny fever. Hes got tranny fever. Joes got tranny fever. ............JOERG MY FACE

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    12. None of these yo-yo's have ever stepped foot in the woods!

      Funny, not one comment about the article, guy claims magic monkey's blend into trees etc, been telling everyone that, with proof for years!

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    13. I haven't been to the US 9.05 but we have fields in the UK :) xx

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    14. The thing is DS the gut doesn't have any evidence xx

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    15. So, make up your own imaginary creatures in your own country. Why promote this nonsense in another land?

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    16. Really, PIB? What country do you pay your taxes to? Or, do you work at all? How far out of the reality most of the world faces are you?

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    17. The only imaginary creatures are your fake accounts, which you've been busted for.
      PIB is so imaginary "IT" can't even post a picture of itself, or get a pic of a bush that looks like my evidence.
      LOL

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    18. DS just called PIB "IT" !
      His hatred against her continues

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    19. B*L*U*E
      B*A*G*S A*N*D T*R*E*E T*R*N*K*S W*I*T*H V*A*G*I*N*A*S

      Crazy perverted chiropractor wanna be.

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