Samurai Chatter: Have you used it in the field?
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK DR. SQUATCH!!!!
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YOU'RE BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE BARKMAN!
DeleteDr.Squatch is most likley the the best researcher in the US and possibly the Whole of the Americas!
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Delete^ Oh Dear fellow winker stinkers,,Have Faith in Lube!
DeleteGunnar is a nice guy who has been inevitably influenced by the amateurs that reported their sighting to the BFRO. Since the only reports that BFRO investigators investigate, are the flesh & blood sightings that make it past Matt Moneymaker, Gunnar then believes that the Bigfoot are all 24/7 flesh & blood. By further surrounding himself with other persons like Todd Neiss, who have phobias against the Bigfoot being paranormal, Gunnar further reinforces faulty beliefs. It is safe to say that Gunnar has never spent anytime in the field, with a paranormal researcher, who can walk him through the audio evidence that tends to prove that the Bigfoot are invisible most of the time.
ReplyDeleteAnd Gunnar's research spot is likely near Browns Camp because that is where all the ATV traffic is in the coast range between Portland and Tillamook. And it is at the top of the Coast Range divide, which is why he refers to it as "up there".
It's pretty obvious you want to have sex with Gunnar.
DeleteGunnar is a hopeless pineapple that can't think for himself and follows the bullies in the Bigfoot community for fear of regressing back to his nerdy school boy days where he was the target of bullying. Too bad he is a product of his environment and won't ever be able to function without fear.
ReplyDeleteGunnar looks like a guy that I met in a gay bar a few years ago.
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