The Famous Bigfoot 911 Call
From the Cryptozoology News youtube channel:
Today we are studying this classic case out of the Kitsap Peninsula. A man in Washington calls the sheriff department after an unidentified bipedal creature enters his backyard and allegedly kills his dog.
Help bigfoot is rapeing me
ReplyDeleteARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BIGFOOT RAPING MY ASSHOLE, OR BIG BLACK NIGGERS?,, I WANT BOTH At the same TIME!!
DeleteCHICK CHICK
You must freeze the stool as soon as you collect it, only pick up warm or steaming stool samples and then run right home and put them in your freezer
ReplyDeleteWhitey always blames the negros for putting stool samples in the freezer when really it's Todd Standing
ReplyDeleteTodd has little Standing in the bigfoot community nowadays.
DeleteReal-life 'Mowgli girl' found living with monkeys and walking on all fours in remote nature reserve
ReplyDeletehttp://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/real-life-mowgli-girl-found-10171217
Mowgli girl wants to get buttfucked in the asshole! "JUST LIKE ME"!
DeleteChick Chick
Which will happen first:
ReplyDeleteA: Reo is found out to be the guy in Todd Standings suit?
B: It is found out Todd and Reo are actually first cousins and have been long plotting the world's first million dollar Bigfoot hoax?