Bigfoot Loves Doritos

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Robert Dodson checks on his research area and finds some interesting things have taken place.

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  1. AnonymousSaturday, April 22, 2017 at 12:20:00 PM PDT

    In grad school, I worked graveyards at a gas station. Most of the time, I slept so that I could wake up and got to work at 11. The only problem was that one day a week I had a night class from 6-9. Those days really really sucked. I'd do my best to go to sleep early, but I was usually just operating on a sleep deficit.
    One time, I'd fallen asleep and I woke with a start and looked at the clock. It showed six forty something. I started cursing and getting dressed because I was over an hour late for class. I made it all the way inside the car before I realized that it was Tuesday and that my night class was on Wednesday. I was mad at myself but went back to bed.
    Messing with sleep is bad news.

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, April 22, 2017 at 12:44:00 PM PDT

      Well bloody good for you mate but what does this have to do with bigfoot?
      420 was the other day tosser !

      Joe

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  2. VEGASSaturday, April 22, 2017 at 1:59:00 PM PDT

    I like doritos, duh and testicles

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  3. AnonymousSaturday, April 22, 2017 at 6:36:00 PM PDT

    I found a tattered and weathered empty box of lucky charms in a forest in Oregon.

    I should have picked it up and kept it so that I can post to Youtube and tell my story of finding an empty cereal box and how Bigfoot found his lucky charms.

    But I'm sure Bigfoots next few bowl movements were the cereal bars of the forest.

    I should have went back to the forest to find Bigfoots' poop logs. I would have made a Youtube video about how squirrels already found Bigfoots' massive turds with partially undigested lucky charms cereal and ate them.

    Definitely a missed opportunity in life.

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    1. DSSunday, April 23, 2017 at 11:43:00 AM PDT

      Matt would have gladly posted any non evidence crappy video you can muster up!

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  4. David MazziniMonday, April 24, 2017 at 2:22:00 PM PDT

    Who doesn't love Doritos.Iktomi for President in 2020

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