New Tool to Add to the Bigfoot Arsenal


Bigfooter Jesus Jr has discovered a new and affordable tool to add to the bigfoot backpack, hearing aids. Check it out:

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  1. Can hearing aids pick up infrasound bursts? I would be worried about possibly damaging my inner ear canal and I was wearing a hearing aid and squatch defensively emitted an electromagnetic pulse at me.

    I think the idea has promise, but we need to make sure that researchers in the field are safe before advocating widespread adoption of said techniques.

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  2. "If there is anyway possible to make those pleasure beads bigger, please point me in that direction".......lktomi

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  3. Hmph...

    Modern humans can perceive sounds from about 20 Hertz to about 20,000 Hertz, a rather narrow range as animals go. There is some evidence that BF can generate some sounds outside of this range. That is what infrasound it not, as some assert, that it is electromagnetic. It is not.

    BF is quite earthly, quite organic and possesses no supernatural ability.

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    1. Does he need to order the "Get Hard and Stay Hard" package?

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    2. Tell that to the 99 percent of bigfooters who believe in portals, zapping, interdimensional travel, phazing, mindspeak, all night foot massages, etc. These aren't the minority of footers, they are the majority. Go to most any bigfoot/dogmen video and read the comments. 95 percent of them concern the supernatural abilities of these supposed creatures.

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    3. That's not at all true! The people who don't research believe in this crap.

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    4. Using a hearing aid for Bigfoot research is worthless.

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  4. Bigfoot researchers seem to get out of breath pretty easy. Sitting around campfires is their specialty.

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  5. Jesus Junior? I was expecting someone much older. Perhaps Jesus MMLXCII?

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  6. Besides, everyone knows Jesus was a bearded white guy, not some bald-headed beaner.

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