Samurai Chatter: Have you used it in the field?
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
NO CHUMPS!
ReplyDeleteYeah they all showed up because they smelled that fishermans wife's stinky tuna!
ReplyDeleteYoure married to a fisherman? That explains everything. Show em a good time tuna pants.
DeleteYour wife's tuna taco attracts multiple Bigfoot, cats, and fishermen to your campsite while you're out getting your family dinner at the lake. Your mom has a haliBut.
DeleteHEY! Lay off of 10:55 AND her mom. Shes doing her best.
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