Monday, February 20, 2017

Meet The All Female Bigfoot Team - The She Squatchers


Check out this news story on an all female group of bigfoot researchers in the northern United States. Will they be the ones to solve the mystery once and for all?

19 comments:

  1. Is one of them by chance named Patty?

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    1. LOL. Too funny. I almost peed my pants.

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    2. Too late, you know you already had.

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  2. Female Bigfoot researcher groups must be in vogue. The woman who organized the Nebraska conference said she has a 5 member female group called the "Bigfoot Crossroads of America".

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    1. And then there's the Bigfoot themed girl band from LA called Rock Throw Tree Knocks. You can see some of their live stuff on YouTube bootlegs.

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    2. The idea of bigfoot is just comical at this point

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    3. A bigfoot walks into a bar...

      He was too tall to see it.

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    4. "Six tits,3 slits,best welsh female band ever"-Joe Fitsgerald

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  3. I had to laugh at one of the questions posed by a audience member at the Nebraska Conference. I quote:

    "How do you think Bigfoot is affected by fracking and global warming?"

    The speaker replied he did not believe in global warming.

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    1. There is no doubt that fracking and global warming have had disastrous consequences on bigfoot populations. Due to habitat loss and climate change, they have to scatter farther and farther from the Pacific Northwest in order to scavenge for food. So much so that they have now been spotted in every state.

      The hole in the ozone layer has also affected sasquatches. Their skin is known to have a pigmentation that is similar to humans with red hair. This combined with excessive UV exposure due to ozone layer depletion causes sasquatches to be susceptible to severe sunburn and skin diseases.

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    2. LOL! Well there you go - a logical answer!

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    3. If bigfoot are relatives of humans, are they eligible for food stamps and Obamacare?

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    4. Well if you get them I dont see why they shouldn't have some too.

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    5. Boom ching. Thank you ladies and germs. I'll be here all week. Remember to tip your bigfoot researcher.

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    6. Global warming causes bigfoot to get too hot and sweaty during a "beating the meat" session. Therefore bigfoot doesn't like global warming. Fracking also causes random oil and water spouts to explode up the unsuspecting anus's of many wondering bigfeet. Therefore bigfeet do not like fracking. This is fact. And the "dream sighting" crew will enforce it.

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    7. Troll: I just can't find fulfillment in life. I feel so insecure. I feel misunderstood.

      Trolls therapist : Have you ever tried going out into the real world and leaving the basement? Having a meaningful connection with another human being? It will change your life.

      Troll: No, I'd rather stay here and diddle myself while I troll a bigfoot website.

      Trolls therapist: SIGH!!!

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    8. ^
      Troll: I'm trying to get laughs by cutting and pasting the same stale lines, but it just isn't coming across as funny.

      Troll therapist: Have you tried going and getting a job? Have you tried to stop playing video games?

      Troll: No, I'd rather stay here and let others pay my way in life.

      Troll therapist: Sigh!!!

      Troll: Hey mom! Is dinner ready yet?

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    9. Haaaa! So funny Haints! Thats your bio alright. I can appreciate a troll that is able to joke about his own pathetic situation.

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