This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
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ReplyDeleteHA HA HAA IKTOMI IS IN TOTAL MELTDOWN MODE!
DeleteYes he is and it is very funny.
Delete^ HAR HAR HAR HARRRRRRRR HAR HAR HARRRRRRRR
DeleteJoe is not posting today because the meth wore off. Make no mistake it is either meth or self medication that fuels these outbursts of his.
Delete"The intellucual Anus Brain,is my lifes Masterpiece,please leave a review"-Joe Fitsgerald
ReplyDeleteonly "we" can suck sasquatch thru a portal into reality!
Deletevegasthedog
Your book sucks!
Delete^ but not as efficiently as the hungry lips of ....................... Joe
Delete"currently vegasthedog and I are collaborating on a novel with the title YOUNG BOY'S FOR FUN te hee hee"-Joe Fitsgerald
ReplyDeleteI'm calling bigfoot BS on this one. That's an orangutan.
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS BIGFOOT,WANNA FIGHT?
ReplyDeleteYour all fucking loosers!!!
ReplyDeleteTROLL KILLER IS A LOOSER!!
ReplyDeleteAC collinz
^ where is that fucking idiot these days ?
DeleteAC, it's spelled L O S E R, the irony is unbelievable.
DeleteI have a feeling you will be looking up the word irony.
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ReplyDeleteDon't waste time you need a smart crazy lawyer who won't hesitate to take cryptids to the bank. That's 800-555-Wade. Sue a squatch today!
DeleteKinda "got bigfoot suit" ?
Deletethe troll apocalypse seems to be in full mode today. They must have run out of meds at the insane asylum
ReplyDeleteThere is no hope for tosser trolls. Best way to deal with them is to ignore them and they'll just fade away like the scum they are
Joe
^ Shame you don`t seem able to do that huh ?
DeleteHave you got your "On Patrol" plastic badge pinned on ? Did Mommy do it for you as the sharp end might hurt you and make you cry again...?
^ Scared and jealous of others.
Delete>> Best way to deal with them is to ignore them
DeleteExcept you can't and wont. It has never worded ever and will not here.
We own this blog.
Having daily, childish rants proves nothing let alone site ownership. You own nothing and you know it. That's a statement shouted from a VERY insecure sideline. I can literally sense your fear. See, I don't think you understand the scope of our relationship. None of us care if you're here; whereas, your existence revolves around our attention.
DeleteScenario one is you leave, and end up we talking about Bigfoot.
Scenario 2 is you stay, and we end up talking about Bigfoot while embarrassing you. Though the second scenario is way more fun, our objective is completed no matter what. We talk about Bigfoot.
You on the other hand, NEED us BADLY. Without us, you're just site traffic, which get this, helps the site. So while you're trying REALLY hard to comeback with a less than stellar response, think about your existence, you don't have to be Iktomi's chew toy forever. You have the opportunity to do all the things you wanted in life. You can finish high school, get a job, open a checking account, repair your credit and maybe even get to the point where you can take the covers off all the mirrors at your place. Literally, the sky is the limit. And before you say it, you're welcome, I'm glad I could help.
Good luck!!
^ + 100000000
DeleteYou can literally sense his fear? Now that's the kind of idiotic statement only Joerg would make!
DeleteVegas,you and your alter ego(jotomi) have NEVER won a debate regarding subject matter against Me!!
DeleteAND BY THE WAY, I just checked the reviews of your&your alter ego's book "THE INTELLECTUAL ANUS BRAIN", And lo an behold,
all of the reviews said YOUR BOOK "STINK'S"!! SO stop taking yourself so serious,
AND LAY OFF THE TWACK(meth)!!
your pal,
AC collins
^ + 2,000,000,000,000.
DeleteHahaha! Did Vegas hit a nerve there Stuey?
DeleteMore like the other way around
Deletestuey
LOL! Need a tissue?
Delete^ A neutral question? It seems
Deleteyou tend to NEED more than anyone else around here!
we know,, Ya dont get it.
Getting the tosser named Ac collins angry makes my days special
DeleteSchooling and dispatching trolls is a beautiful thing ♥
Joe
Debate what? Bigfoot? Objective completed. We talk about Bigfoot. You lose yet again.
DeletePS: Don't let that bulldog mouth get your puppy dog ass in trouble. Something tells me a life lesson is about.
Hi Joerg!
DeleteYes, we are all Joe.
Deletehahaha !
DeleteNew hashtag
#wearealljoe
The trolls shall be conquered !
Joe
^ What a Snowflake,,!
Delete^ #trollsarealltossers
DeleteJoe
" last LAME comment will always belong to me" - Joe Fitsgerald.
Deleteyes that is an orangutan
ReplyDeleteNICE TRY!!!!