Monday, January 9, 2017

This Bigfoot Movie Looks Terrifying!


Check out this terrifying trailer of an upcoming movie called "Primal Rage: The Legend Of Oh Mah"
It should be a good one.

Coming soon, a feature film by Patrick Magee. A newly reunited young couple's drive through the Pacific Northwest turns into a nightmare as they are forced to face nature, unsavory locals, and a monstrous creature, known to the Native Americans as Oh-Mah. This is the directorial debut from seasoned special effects artist, Patrick Magee of Magee FX.

9 comments:

  1. Bigfoot movies have had so much great success so far. I can see this one being a blockbuster. Dr Squatch should star in it and Itkomi could play a wheelchair bound Assburgers sufferer who caught the first attack on his surveillance camera he has on his pedo van. It writes itself.

    Dazz

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    1. Maybe Tina Dazzler could do a cameo as a pole dancer.

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    2. Maybe, you will just have to watch and see. ; )

      Dazz

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    3. Itkomi would meet his untimely death while eating pizza on the toilet. Joe would hunt the bigfoot for killing his love interest and unfortunately he would be killed by a juvenile bigfoot. I need to stop giving away my ideas.

      Dazz

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    4. Oh Oh Oh ^ and the police discover the great clue of "MY" disapperance by (get this)...."A PEPPERONI ON THE TOILET SEAT"!

      pedo(iktomi)joe

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    5. Dazz can play his usual self. A hiants sock puppet/ blow up doll loving/ bud drinking hillbilly
      Hold me closer Tina Dazzler !
      Toodle-oo

      Joe

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    6. I'm glad you liked my Elton John reference. It's a pity that you're not smart enough to come up with such a witty comment.

      Dazz

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  2. Don't they all look terrifying. That is until you see em. Then they are the most cheesy, unwatchable,and downright waste of your time. I'll watch even though they mostly suck. But only on one condition the Sasquatch must be believable. Or as long as Timbo FATsano doesn't have a cab driver cameo scene. lol?

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  3. In this movie, a group of overweight flannel shirt and baseball cap wearing bigfooters are stalked and killed by a bigfoot.

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