Friday, December 2, 2016

UK Bigfoot Sighting Report


Some hikers catch a glimpse of a UK bigfoot.

It's a pretty deserted area and very bleak. There aren't many woodlands on the edge but lots of thick, tall gorse..........

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    1. ^ second hand is your idea of a "first" - hahaha what a LOSER you are !!

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    2. Boo hooo! It seems you are way more interested than you thought. Hahaha!

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    3. You`re the one boo hooing - LOSER - excuse me while I have another hit on my crack pipe while I`m being sucked off by a nice black man-whore - iss sooo goood.

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    4. Well enjoy yourself then. And dont forget to put in more time practicing that pretend piano playing!

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    5. Chick sure is taking a pounding today.

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  2. FIRST FOR MMC!

    AnonymousWednesday, June 11, 2014 at 8:29:00 AM PDT
    All you need are some bandannas. Find where the big guy is and sit down where they can't see you unless they are right on top of you and peal a bandanna. But not just any bandanna. A Chiquita bandanna. 

BF love chiquita banannas I am here to say The banannas have to be presented in a certain way. With flecks of brown and having a golden hue. BF loves bananas and they smell good too. You can eat them in the open. You can eat them when you hiyide. Anyway you want to eat dem. BF says you can't beat them. The bandannas have to ripen in a very very tropical equator. So you should never let BF or bandannas in your refrigerator

O no no no no

MMC

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    1. WOOOOOPPPPSSSSS. .........DERP DERP DERP DERP

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    2. Thought you said you were done. So SHOVE OFF!

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    3. ^ @4;26 You fucking IDIOT - that`s you idea of a "first" is it ? I expect you`ve been "first" like this throughout life.

      Haha haha

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    4. Still not done I see. You keep getting our hopes up.

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    5. ^ LOSER MUG - I have a nice black man-whore sucking my thick hard cock ...smoking crack too.

      I`m just thinking of pumping my poad all over your ugly bitch face.

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    6. It seems chick is hated as much as Joe. Man oh man.

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    7. That's exactly how I like my bananas chick. Good that way for banana nut bread

      MMC

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  3. There is a vast amount of evidence that UFO`s and their occupants are visiting the earth - a huge wealth of evidence - more so than for bigfoot...dogman not so much.

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    1. ^ like WHAT ?

      you ain`t got jack shit

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  4. So, Joe -- this one is closer to home. You out searching for it?

    The only Squatch you will find is one living in your mum's basement. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    1. So why not, Itkomi? If you believe, why not go look? Or aren't you man enough?

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    2. The people who see "Bigfoot" in the UK are influenced by American pop culture. There is not enough cover and certainly not enough food resources to maintain a hominin... Not to mention there has never been physical evidence of anything that amounts to that of "Bigfoot" in the US. I would maybe listen to someone if they claimed to have an experience up in Scotland, but the amount of people who are claiming to see things in the UK account for the same percentage of people who see things through wishful thinking in the US.

      Sorry, big tough hunter man.

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    3. Check out this Bigfoot I just got Iktomi, awesome teeth too!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnKG84j4aUg

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    4. Haints questioning anyone's manhood is the greatest example of irony I have ever seen, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
      aha
      haha
      aha
      tiddly doo

      Joe

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    5. Notice nobody replies to you DS? There is a reason.

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