Thursday, December 22, 2016

Family Shot And Buried Bigfoot


From Brenton Sawin Mysteries To Search:

A family had a Sasquatch getting aggressive looking in the windows causing trauma to the children. The family ended up tracking the Bigfoot down and shot the beast and then buried it to keep it quite. The other Bigfoot stories are interesting too, so listen and enjoy. These stories are from the archive sent in for you all to hear.

15 comments:

  1. Well, today I explored the caves in the Withlacochee State Forest in Florida, an alleged Skunk Ape habitat. Bigfoot would have an easier time crawling up Iktomi Joe's poop chute than living in those caves.

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    1. Blaming your shortcomings on others again, Haints? Thank god people like you have the internet to make yourself feel better, eh?

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    2. ^never fails, folks!

      "This family claims that they've shot and buried an actual Bigfoot. If you don't have evidence that conclusively demonstrates that this family *didn't* shoot and bury a Bigfoot...

      Then this family definitely *did* shoot and bury a Bigfoot."

      -Iktomi

      Don't worry, Iktomi. You've been trolling this blog for years with your bizarre obsession. But I'm sure 2017 will be the year they find the actual proof you've been lusting after!

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    3. I don't know what's funnier...

      The fact that you think everyone else's interest in this subject is somehow unhealthier than your obsession, which amounts to way more than any enthusiast's...

      Or that it's taken you a few years to still not understand that if you are critical of evidence, then you bear a burden. Maybe in 2017 you can grow a pair and admit you're more impatient for "Bigfoot" to be found, than anyone else around here.

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    4. ^ = 10 sec in GP,,,Fact!

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    5. This Iktomi jerk seems to relish making himself look like a real wanker on every thread.

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  2. So how much time have you spent searching in the woods for Bigfoot, Iktomi Joe? Oh, ok. None. Yep, guess that makes you an expert.

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    1. If I had the honour of accessing the wilderness of your beautiful country... I would at least have the capacity to align myself with better researchers, and then not have the audacity to blame everyone else because of the repercussions of such poor decision making.

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    2. To say Iktomi is no expert because he hasn't been to the vast wilderness of North America would be like saying Steven Hawking knows nothing about space because he's never been into space.
      oh my dear Haints. You've just made yourself look like the biggest pillock going
      Cheers mate, hope Santa brings you lumps of coal in the shape of a bigfoot print

      Joe

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    3. Did you know that Iktomi's real name is Joe and that he's also a Brit?

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    4. Naw ,joes just a scared molester housed in pc.

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    5. ^ the bloody grinch who stole my bigfoot christmas
      don't overdo the eggnog mr tosser

      Joe

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    6. ^ likes smearing eggnog all over his helmet and then rubbing rapidly.

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