Is there a connection between the hairy, ape-like creatures known as bigfoot, and UFOs? Some people believe so, while others consider it pure fiction. Check out this report:
There once was an old man called Ikky Who lived his life sucking fat dicky One day on his knees He sucked out thick cheese And ever since then he`s sucked quickly.
Iktomi = man with "secret" evidence of bigfoot - he gets reports sent directly to him and has "evidence" that he waon`t reveal here at this scummy blog.
"And nope! I've actually had very detailed reports come directly to me. Reports that I've been privileged to have come my way, as well as having the honour of knowing people who have 30 years plus of wilderness experience and who've had multiple close encounters.
Basically, I know ten times more than your little mind could handle. Stuff I wouldn't dream of sharing on this sewer of a blog. Just think of that."
It appears it's exactly what I said. But I fully expect one person who maintains humans aren't primates, and the other who thinks chimps are monkeys, to botch the meaning of that comment.
I once thought I captured a UFO while shooting BF video.
It turned out to be a pixelated bird.
Had I produced a video I would have been one embarrassed bigfoot researcher indeed.
But Yyeah, there seems to be some kind of technological devices in our skies but I think its important to stay in the BF box while we are trying to figure out BF.
I personally believe there is pre-diluvian technologically advanced species of humans coexisting with us but they have little or nothing to do with the archaics we see.
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
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ReplyDeleteBe careful not to catch the Shribes!
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DeleteHis diaper leaks so his bed is covered in poo.
DeleteThere once was an old man called Ikky
DeleteWho lived his life sucking fat dicky
One day on his knees
He sucked out thick cheese
And ever since then he`s sucked quickly.
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Iktomi = man with "secret" evidence of bigfoot - he gets reports sent directly to him and has "evidence" that he waon`t reveal here at this scummy blog.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah ?
I don`t think so Mr Dreamtomi.
Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sorry chump... If I had any evidence, I'd reveal it. It's more what I know, and the people I respect enough not to reveal it.
DeleteNow go take your face to the toilet... Fake Laugh Boy.
^ Not what you said earlier is it - fake knowledge boy.
DeleteHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAH
"JOTOMI AIN'T GOT DOODLY SQUAT"!!
DeletePitiful display as usual,
too bad for jotomi that folks can see right thru his special pleadings..
Yeah... Wouldn't you like to know?
DeleteAdios nerds!
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^ You know nothing you berk !!
DeleteGot your knickers in a twist, eh boio?
Delete"And nope! I've actually had very detailed reports come directly to me. Reports that I've been privileged to have come my way, as well as having the honour of knowing people who have 30 years plus of wilderness experience and who've had multiple close encounters.
DeleteBasically, I know ten times more than your little mind could handle. Stuff I wouldn't dream of sharing on this sewer of a blog. Just think of that."
It appears it's exactly what I said. But I fully expect one person who maintains humans aren't primates, and the other who thinks chimps are monkeys, to botch the meaning of that comment.
Back to fake laughing.
I once thought I captured a UFO while shooting BF video.
ReplyDeleteIt turned out to be a pixelated bird.
Had I produced a video I would have been one embarrassed bigfoot researcher indeed.
But Yyeah, there seems to be some kind of technological devices in our skies but I think its important to stay in the BF box while we are trying to figure out BF.
I personally believe there is pre-diluvian technologically advanced species of humans coexisting with us but they have little or nothing to do with the archaics we see.
We're in the middle.
Well, well, well ...
ReplyDeleteI got abducted by a UFO once. They said bigfoot is Ikotomi's grandfather.
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