Skeptics Get A Shock When Trying To Talk To Bigfoot
Sometimes the craziest things are the most effective.
From Planet Weird:
In 2012, we traveled deep into the West Virginia mountains to spend a night with Dallas & Wayne, two Bigfoot researchers who believe that Sasquatch can be summoned with a special series of ancient words. Dallas gifted Dana with this language, and she decided to test it out. Bizarrely enough, it appeared to work..
Believe!
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DeleteHas a great big white strip
going down his chest,with Three stars,to the right of this stripe!! My teacher is MALE!! (with nice HAIR of red!""like a dick on a dog"!)) and like NORMAL MALES,, Ekkanaysha says that RICTOR will stop being a hateful Sodomite...
"WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT"!!
T Cantrell
Horse balls and cat shit gravy!
ReplyDeleteThose two hillbillies are much more scarier than any Bigfoot.
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ReplyDelete"...Sasquatch can be summoned with a special series of ancient words."
ReplyDeleteSay that out-loud to really get a feel for the ridiculousness of that statement.
Klaatu Dicto Delenda Est...
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