Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Sasquatch Hunting In Stanislaus National Forest


Bigfoot enthusiast and researcher Jerry Hein made the news recently, as he set out in Stanislaus National Forest looking for the elusive creature.

A Sasquatch researcher is investigating multiple sightings in the Stanislaus National Forest. Rumors of the mythical animal surround the tourist town of Jamestown. The most recent sighting was near Cherry Lake, an hour’s drive from the small town.

"There has been sightings in every state except Hawaii." said Jerry Hein, a Sasquatch researcher.

He has been chasing the elusive animal since the mid-1970's.

"I have multiple footprint castings from Washington, Oregon and California." Hein said.

The Bigfoot Field Research Organization is one of the leading Sasquatch data bases. A high concentration of sightings have been reported in the Sierra mountain range. Hein built a high tech Bigfoot tracking van in hopes to capture video of the animal.
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    1. Hillary Clinton Coughs Up Mysterious Green Substa…: http://youtu.be/ZUrRaasNHwI

      She hucks a loogie into a glass of water AND THEN drinks from it

      Full hillbilly

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  2. That picture represents the normal demeanor and appearance of the average bigfoot believer. But like my daddy always said. You gotta Joerg that kid rotten.

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    1. ^ has nowhere else to go and no friends

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    2. ^ has nowhere to go and has no friends

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  3. Good luck hunting bigfoot. Even according to Itkomi. There is no proof of bigfoot.

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  4. "I've got you under my skin... I've got you deep in the heart of me... So deep in my heart that you're really a part of me... I've got you under my skin.

    I'd tried so not to give in... I said to myself this affair never will go so well... But why should I try to resist when baby I know down well... But I've got you under my skin.

    I'd sacrifice anything come what might... For the sake of having you near... In spite of a warning voice that comes in the night... And repeats, repeats in my ear... Don't you know I'm a fool... I never can win... Sums up my mentality, won't wake to reality... But each time I try just the thought of you... Makes me stop before I begin... Because I've got you under my skin.

    I would sacrifice anything come what might... For the sake of having you near... In spite of the warning voice that comes in the night... And repeats how it yells in my ear... Don't you know I'm a fool... Ain't no chance I can win... While I use this mentality... Can't get up, wake up to reality... And each time I do just the thought of you... Makes me stop just before I begin... Because I've got you under my skin... And I like you under my skin"

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    1. ^ has sacrificed everything - but still no closer to his dream

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    2. ^ haha hahaha hahaha

      how true

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    3. Just think about it for a second... Whenever you've got the belly to address the subject matter again, you'll just end up feeling even angrier. Time and time and time again. That's gotta smart.

      The root of all your problems.

      : p

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    4. It's hilarious... Look how much these two nut jobs (one who talks to himself, probably with two monitors), clearly tap "refresh, refresh, refresh", all the time, ha ha ha ha!!!!

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    5. ^ does baby want it's bottle?

      I think sticky icky just had a tantrum.

      Poor little bugger must be sleepy

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    6. Take a look at this comment section dude, there's only one person having a tantrum, ha ha!!

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    7. I've got you thinking of me when you wake up, and then when you're meant to be getting your head down for "work" at 3:45am US time.

      And you're insisting anyone else is emotional? Ha ha!! I've got you in my pocket, bruv... And like I said, it'll only get worse. That elephant in the room is the root of your troubles.

      : )

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    8. Joe you do realise the behaviour that you are boasting about is that of a troll. Nice hipocrisy. You should probably read that article about trolls that you paste here everyday. Weirdo.

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    9. It's just beautiful to see a cowardly troll cry about being trolled. Poetic... And according to you, everyone knows my name?

      : )

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    10. The trolls on drugs

      Nobody can seriously be this stupid without the help of drugs

      MMC

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    11. What's for certain... Is one or two of them are unemployed and regularly intoxicated. Don't get me wrong, plenty of good people have ample reason to be up through the night, but Brandon's character spec applies to a couple of these. Hence the reaction to him being outed, it resonated.

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    12. Is that the same reason that you're regularly up at all hours of the night responding to troll comments?

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    13. It's 1:20pm in the afternoon here, sweetheart.

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    14. It's awesome, 5:17... You don't realise you're actually trolling one of your own kind sporting that name, ha ha ha!!

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    15. Most people are working at that time of day, except for out of work welfare bums.

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    16. iPhone brother! It's a wonderful thing!

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    17. I've got you under my foreskin, I'm all skin, all skin

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    18. I wonder what kind of mindless "job" you could possibly have that allows you the time to post hundreds of inane comments on a crap Bigfoot blog everyday -- burger flipper perhaps?

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    19. iktomi has no job fact. iktomi is a middle aged woman from england named sandy fact. last name fitzgerald....right joe lol

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    20. Yes -- Haints -- I -- wonder -- what -- that -- could -- be??

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    21. 6:13... Why did I get the uneasy feeling you were holding yourself whilst typing that?

      (Shudder)

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    22. Shuddering in anticipation ^

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    23. Well, given that you have been posting an average of 50 comments per day here for about the past five years and you've never given any clue as to your actual "job" -- it's safe to assume that you're humiliated by whatever it is. At least you're not a disbarred lawyer!

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    24. Retirement in the swamp is a very boring life. It leaves way too much time for mud guppy catching, emotionally scarring your grandchildren, and drunk trolling a bigfoot site.

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    25. Argh yes! The classic "disbarred lawyer" jig that we used to read from Daniel Campbell white frequently? You may love to bait me into letting on as to what I do for a living, but you'll just have to add that to your weird little fantasies I guess.

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    26. 6:45... Yes, I'm glad that this scum bag can read these comments and know he's been outed. Thanks.

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    27. And then we have Gavin Begg the angry lesbian troll. Oh, and Hates who worships Biscardi.

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    28. "White frequently"? You might want to check to see if the autocorrect feature is working on your iPhone! And yes, I'm a retired engineer living comfortably in the swamps of Florida. Jealous?

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    29. I think you meant to substantiate your ideas, but your try-hard typo hunting makes your inferiority complex about that a little too obvious.

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    30. ... And it's very telling how desperate you are for attention that you should try and jump on the identity of someone who was a talking point the other day. I think you just need a hug or something.

      (Sigh)

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    31. #1 in Bigfoot Crapturd research -Squatch (not a real Dr)Wednesday, September 7, 2016 at 7:01:00 AM PDT

      Swamps are home too and full of dogs and squirrels submitted as Bigfoot evidence

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    32. Okay everyone, I'm going to spend the rest of the day lounging on my deck overlooking the swamp. I'll be sipping on Jack and Coke as I watch gators and muskrats frolic in the muddy waters!

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    33. #1 in Bigfoot Crapturd research -Squatch (not a real Dr)Wednesday, September 7, 2016 at 7:33:00 AM PDT

      while you're doing that IKTOMI will get back to his greasy grill, yeah,we guessed what he does a long time ago

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    34. If that's the case Doctor Crapturd, then I feel bad that I mocked Iktomi about his job. Fast food workers toil long hours for little pay and they deserve our admiration!

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    35. #1 in Bigfoot Crapturd research -Squatch (not a real Dr)Wednesday, September 7, 2016 at 7:50:00 AM PDT

      True, but not the smarmy ones

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    36. Its always so interesting to see the personality split and then visit with itself.

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    37. Yes, turds are evidence

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    38. Emergency Falcon project replacement research (ground ) CrewWednesday, September 7, 2016 at 1:04:00 PM PDT

      Yes

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    39. Iktomi = still yearning for something,nay, anything,that may give him something to fend off the constant reality attacks he receives daily- he`s even begun to quote Dodson he`s that desperate.

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    40. Sorry chump, I've never quoted Dodson, and reality is that one thing that makes you so damn angry.

      Clue... Starts with "E".

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  5. Just rewatching bigfoot files and loving the bit where they are making fun of dumb footers woodknocking to one another thinking its a bigfoot. Hilarious stuff.

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    1. Yeah... Just after Mark Evans fills his shorts about one of the best wood-knock responses caught on camera.

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    2. Yes what he experienced was a classic "spooky woods experience" which is what footers get addicted to. Classic confirmatiom bias. Luckily mark was able to step aside from the initial bias and regroup his thoughts about what actually happened and remains completely unconvinced that bigfoot exists.

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    3. But, Mark has the stance that "there's no such thing as Bigfoot", right? Why would he react like that if they were confident of that premise? Maybe because he's in the middle of nowhere and the chances of it being anything else are as slim as you interacting with the opposite sex? You really do reach when you're desperate, and the idea that "Footers" are wood-knocking to each other is a funny to an enthusiast as it is a pseudosceptic.

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    4. Oh... And I know you like to watch Bigfoot Files repeatedly, thinking of Dan Campbell and what might have been... But if you look into Evans' latest Yeti documentary, he admits to having an interest in the subject since he was a boy. Even though he rehashed and presented theories about Denisovans being Yeti like it's his own research, I found it interesting however that he appeared to explore the idea that the previously considered timeline for when they shared the planet with us be cut... Kind of like what Sykes is doing with Zana.

      : p

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    5. Sykes has had samples, and more than enough time to produce the results!

      He's been paid off, and won't ever have any proof!

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    6. Doctor Craptard, the real issue is that Sykes has been getting bombarded with emails from the likes of Iktomi and other Bigfoot dingbats who have been manaically demanding that he vindicate their lunatic ideas.

      Sykes is now trying to lay low with the hope that people forget about him so he can go on with his life without insane Bigfooters pestering him.

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    7. #1 in Bigfoot Crapturd research -Squatch (not a real Dr)Wednesday, September 7, 2016 at 11:40:00 AM PDT

      All true, you saw him complaining, I guess he's sorry to get mixed up in this whole business

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    1. #1 in Bigfoot Crapturd research -Squatch (not a real Dr)Wednesday, September 7, 2016 at 6:08:00 AM PDT

      Come to CRAPTURD LATRINE, zero evidence and crazy bible stories, you will love it

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    2. #1 in Bigfoot Crapturd research -Squatch (not a real Dr)Wednesday, September 7, 2016 at 6:27:00 AM PDT

      Don't worry, we'll plead insanity, it's a garantee

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    3. Stoned dopers dat burn "TIP TOP DANK"Wednesday, September 7, 2016 at 12:07:00 PM PDT

      Yes

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  7. CALL OUT, CALL OUT ,CALL OUT,HEY DR SQUATCH I JUST GOT PERMISSION, WANT TO SWAP PICTURES

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    1. Everyone knows its Robert Dodson spamming the hell out of this site. What a disgrace.

      I'm going to have to pull your official Bigfoot Researcher card.

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    2. #1 in Bigfoot Crapturd research -Squatch (not a real Dr)Wednesday, September 7, 2016 at 7:38:00 AM PDT

      Duh, real researchers don't even know I exist, that's why I come here

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    3. #1 in Bigfoot Crapturd research -Squatch (not a real Dr)Wednesday, September 7, 2016 at 7:53:00 AM PDT

      How can I get hits for others when the only hits I get are from lunatics like KAUPE

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  8. Stop everyone, stop! You are spoiling this wonderful Bigfoot sight for me and Dr Squatch, this makes us so sad, Dr Squatch has the best evidence and Bigfoot stories

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  9. What a brilliant defense: No Mr. DEA man I'm not heading into the forest with these cameras and and baggies to monitor and harvest my secret crop of California Golden Suprise, I'm looking for Bigfoot ! Pot Grower !! Why you are just profiling me !

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  10. Good job Iktomi, you and the good Dr have scared all the trolls away

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    1. No, i believe it's the lack of EVIDENCE being shown. Like the guy in the van above, WHO HAS NO EVIDENCE!

      THE NEW NORM HERE!

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    2. You see Matt is feeding the trolls! By repeatedly posting non-evidence, the skeptics think "There is no evidence" "Bigfoot doesn't exist".......And the absolute Ding dongs he features here as researchers, are a dime a dozen!
      You can try to ruin Bigfoot all you want, i won't stand for it!

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    3. Nor should you or any of us, you've done enough to ruin Bigfoot for everyone and you deserve all the credit

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    4. Bigfoot is ruined! Ruined!

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  11. Just one Bigfoot evidence story today, come on, the weather is nice, where are all the Bigfoot stories?

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  12. Ise likes bacon, Ise shoves it up my butt to eats it. Ise don't likes Dr Squatch answer if boss Matt says so he gonna get it good yous see

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  13. We'll never cover your stuff Doc. You spam our site you get frozen out. Simple as that.

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    1. Have you looked at his work? There isn't actually anything there so far as anyone can tell. He draws eyes onto pictures of tree stumps. Please ban him.

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    2. Bigfoot Magazine ranks Dr. Squatch #243 in Bigfoot research. Its difficult to reconcile that ranking with Dr. Squatch's claim to be #1. Somebody has some 'splainin to do.

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    3. Just ignore him like everyone else does. He is harmless.

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    4. Anon 12:15, if you're serious, this magazine will have me on their door step!
      There aren't 200+ researchers.....u have a link?

      12:09 so jealous, where's your proof!
      NEXT!

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    5. They are all Jealous

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