Thursday, September 8, 2016

Cops and Sasquatch

From Sasquatch Chronicles:

Back in 2009 I was a sergeant over the K9 unit which consisted of five handler/dog. (location removed) is about five hours away from (location removed) and the two guys were allowed to drive home on Friday nights to spend time with their families on the weekends. They each were issued a Chevrolet Tahoe to patrol and carry each of their dogs. When they are away from (location removed), their radios don't hit the radio tower, but they can still speak to each other car to car, so long they are in close proximity to each other. One Friday night during the six week school they were driving home when the lead officer said something large and black ran towards the side of his Tahoe from the shoulder/ditch area and he thought it was gonna strike the side of the Tahoe but it suddenly cut sharply and started pacing his unit for a short distance as it ran along side him. He said it was on all fours but was no cow or horse, but was as large as one. He soon outran it, and called on the radio to the officer that was following closely behind him and asked him "what was that?!" the trailing officer replied "I don't know!" and although it was strange they didn't get a good look at it and both laughed it off. They only know for sure that it wasn't a horse or a bull. I asked them how fast they were going and the lead officer said "we were hauling ass trying to get home, 80-85 mph, it was late at night already!" this happened on a deserted stretch of highway between (location removed) and (location removed), lots of deer. Neither officer works for us anymore, but the lead officer is my best friend now and is a sergeant at a nearby agency, the other officer is now a narcotics agent for another nearby agency.


  1. The brown one better watch his step

    1. Angry leprechaun from earlier today^

    2. Yes, yes you are a joke. Troll.


    3. ^ missed

      It was your limp wrist that failed you. Hair on your palm shows it's not a grip problem. But I'm sure your man has already told you that as he whispers in your ear from behind


      And with these untoppable words I bid all you pillow biters good riddance till tomorrow

    4. 9:04- the only one you "REKD" is yourself.

    5. ^ pvssey

      Wait till everyone has gone to take a shot

      Low life scrum you are

    6. No actually I just got a good nights sleep and then checked back in lol! Someone is VERE VERY SENSITIVE. Is it lack of sleep????

    7. Dear Brandon:

      "If you begin to struggle with sleep during retirement, try to fix your wake time and get 15 to 30 minutes of sunlight upon awakening. Try to be active during the daytime and limit napping, especially if you have insomnia at night. Go to bed when you feel sleepy."