The Crypto Watch does a little bigfoot hunting in a gated area that's kept off-limits to the public. Something has been breaking out the tops of berry trees, but what's doing it?
I'm guessing bigfoot "researchers" have never seen what happens when a whole flock of birds descends on a single tree to grab all the berries.
The one thing we do know is it wasn't bigfoot, because a bigfoot wouldn't need to break the tree to get at the berries. A bigfoot would just put a portal near the top and reach through that to get the berries.
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Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
A bear, a bear is doing it.
ReplyDeleteWith a little help from gravity.
DeleteOr possibly even birds plus gravity.
I'm guessing bigfoot "researchers" have never seen what happens when a whole flock of birds descends on a single tree to grab all the berries.
The one thing we do know is it wasn't bigfoot, because a bigfoot wouldn't need to break the tree to get at the berries. A bigfoot would just put a portal near the top and reach through that to get the berries.
LMAO! !
DeleteDogman more likely than a bear for a bigfoot
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It's not what. It's who. I'll put my money on the attention starved, don't want to work a real job asshole who films this crap.
DeleteI know, you can make tens of dollars per months making BF videos and it only takes 80-90 hours per week work so that makes a lot of economic sense.
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DeleteThe breaks indicate the end of the trail for the Bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteFinally someone has a nice camera!