The only fake thing around here are you tossers ! The only nocturnal you idiots know is nocturnal emissions which i'm sure you have nightly Now bugger off and go to sleep !
He probably should have been no more than a nocturnal emission himself. Unlucky for use, Iktomi fought the odds and made it to his mother. It was his finest hour.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Is he even real is the important question to be answered..on current evidence it would seem not.
ReplyDeleteJoe (in despair)
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DeleteOF NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS,,,
JUST SAY'IN :-\ !!!!
Nope bigfoot isn't nocturnal its notexistent
ReplyDeleteNocturnal except when it comes to Patty and the Bigfoot in Rick Dyer's tent video.
ReplyDeleteboth of which are fake
DeleteThe only fake thing around here are you tossers !
DeleteThe only nocturnal you idiots know is nocturnal emissions which i'm sure you have nightly
Now bugger off and go to sleep !
Joe
Joe knows all about buggery.
DeleteI know Iktomi has a nocturnal emission when dreaming about Bigfoot. Does that count?
ReplyDeleteHe probably should have been no more than a nocturnal emission himself. Unlucky for use, Iktomi fought the odds and made it to his mother. It was his finest hour.
DeleteI keep my poop in a jar.
ReplyDeleteBigfoot can be whatever you want him to be. According to my research, he rides a pink unicorn through the forest.
ReplyDeleteAnd Haints rides the pink unicorns horn through the forest. Teee heeeee heeee!
Deletehaha, Haints gets a taste of his own medicine
DeleteWhat a wanker
tee hee
Joe
I fancy to taste the "medicine" of sexy blokes!
DeleteJoe
Many bigfoot sightings take place at night, but many are during the day.
ReplyDeleteI would say that bigfoot are diurnal.
I say he makes good sense.Excellent speculation.
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