Saturday, July 2, 2016

New Alabama Bigfoot Sighting


From Cryptozoologynews.com:
An Alabama man on Sunday claimed he saw a Bigfoot creature in the southeastern part of the state.

“I glanced across the creek, I saw it move and I stopped,” Patterson said. “Behind this big tree, I see a limb come down and this thing stuck its head out. It looked directly at me.”

Reportedly, the unidentified animal bared its teeth and emitted two loud grunts the eyewitness understood as a warning sign. The man said he was carrying a gun, but that he decided to grab his camera instead.

“By the time I got the camera out of my pocket and flipped over the lens, he let the tree limb go, turned and disappeared behind the trees.”

Patterson described the animal as an 11-foot-tall biped displaying “jet black hair” on his head. Its face, he explains, showed a “dirty tan color” skin and “pearly white” teeth.

For the full article, click here. 

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    1. I guess all the skeptics (you know the one) must have gone out last night and tied one on. Seems to be what most skeptics do because they try in vain to convince us that Bigfoot isn't real. Almost like a religion you could say! You zealot!

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    2. Yep, 'the Sasquatch aren't real' zealots. They live to impart their kNOwledge (emphasis on the NO knowledge) to those of us of different knowledge....and their knowledge is the only true knowledge. Yep, that's a zealot!!!

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    3. I've already started popping FIRE CRACKERS and cooking footlongs on the BBQ grill ! We'll be putting on a show tonight with ROMAN CANDLES, SPARKLERS & ARTILLERY SHELLS:) Bear Dog better keep his distance tonight! Tee Hee

      It's just me,
      Ricky:)

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    4. Zabo and 3:03 on point this morning, good form.

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    5. ^ Just for you -

      Woman pulls up dressing gown – has a poo – then boyfriend smells her hand

      http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/01/woman-pulls-up-dressing-gown-has-a-poo-then-boyfriend-smells-her-hand-5978238/

      Sound familiar to you Joe ?

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    6. Something tells me Ricky would like a "footlong" of another variety. What a freak.

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    7. Incredible at 3;43 ,just incredible.

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    8. ^ People like YOU make this place GREAT !! :)

      It's just me,
      Ricky:)

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    9. ^ No ,no, Ricky - it is you who have given this blog a dash of excitement...xx

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  2. "The man said he was carrying a gun, but that he decided to grab his camera instead."

    Of course he decided that. Because what the world needs is more worthless blurry blobsquatch photos and baseless stories, not a specimen.

    So this guy is either a liar or an idiot. Or both.

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    1. I'm thinking you are the idiot for writing such an absurd statement. Your proof is above.

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    2. Yes, because shooting at something that looks so human-like, or you can't quite identify is an excellent idea isn't, 3:37? You'd be the first to post around here with a sick sense of humour if someone got shot trying to hoax.

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    3. LOL like joe knows anything about hunting.

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    4. ^ like you know anything about hunting either . Easter eggs don't count chap

      Joe

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    5. ^ Ooofph ,that`s rather bitchy,Joe...feeling the bile rise are we?

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    6. If someone got shot trying to hoax we'd get a lot fewer hoaxers, now wouldn't we?

      So we have an actual chance at getting a specimen and a deterrent to hoaxing to boot.

      I'm not seeing a downside here Ikky.

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    7. Imagine if Justin Smeja had shot Rick Dyer instead of that bear.

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  3. There aren't any Bigfoot in Alabama.

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  4. >>You'd be the first to post around here with a sick sense of humour if someone got shot trying to hoax.

    No that would be me. You are trying to pretend various people are just one person again.

    Besides if a footer did kill someone that could be rather funny.

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  5. What's up, Iktomi? Congrats to Coach Coleman and the Dragons advancing to the semis! You must be stoked!

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    1. NC!! Awesome to see you man, yeah it's quite incredible to be in the semi's. Ramsey and Davies are out for it so fingers crossed we get a bit of luck.

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    2. Given a 4.4% chance of advancing to the semis at the onset of the EURO, according to Sports Index. Let's just say I'll be rooting for the underdog!

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    3. 9:47 - if Wales play as they did against Belgium they will make their own "luck" - they`re certainly capable of beating Portugal in their current form as also have the outlook of the "underdog" about them in that they have nothing to lose - although it certainly is a downside to be without both Ramsey and Davies - however,they are going to be fired up and their replacements will be firing well - hopefully into the back of the net - onwards and upwards the Dragon.

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  6. When you're an ISF'er you lie, pretend and sock puppet. It's what you do.

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    1. yew got purty brown lips darlin` an` theys mekkin a purty lil ole ring shape ready for accepting mah stiff dick fer sho`

      har har har har har

      Joe

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  8. There are more Sasquatch in Little Cottonwood Canyon than there are people in Salt Lake City.

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