I actually took some time to listen to this while I was doing some work here at the house. First of all we start off with a commercial plug for a flashlight which goes on for over 5 minutes. Next is a plea for donations (times are tough) and then we finally get into the main content. First up is speculation over a (Bigfoot?) hand on Craigslist and whether it could possibly be real. Now think about it - you find a hand by the roadside and it looks unhuman. Do you (a) go to the law authorities (b) head off to the nearest university or state wildlife office or (c) go to the media with your exciting discovery? No of course not, you put it on Craigslist because it's fake and you want to make money on it.
Now we get to the dogman stories. Of course we get no names, no specific location, no evidence, nothing to back it up except for Brenton saying he receives them from people who feel they must share these.
Now honestly - what good are these? ANYONE could make one of these up. I've read enough of these stories I could make a convincing one myself. Of course there is always the "I know what I saw" statement like that gives more credence to the story. As Brenton read the story with all the misspellings he said "I could tell the guy was nervous as he was typing" - LOL. To end the show we get an EXACT repeat of the flashlight commercial plug again along with the plea for money just in case we didn't get it the first time.
I think I'll skip future installments of Brenton Sawin's show if this is the norm.
Lol, you're funny, clearly you dont know much about how horrible youtube has been lately with ads playing, and paying their content creators to make more videos and earn a living of their platform. No wonder he's asking for people to donate and buy, its so he can feed himself dumbass. And the reason why they don't share names, or locations, is obviously because the people don't want to ruin their lives and be known as "that one crazy guy who saw a werewolf" or lose their jobs, and things like that dumbass. And the reason why no one usually tells locations is because if people go there, there's a chance that they might be found with their disembodied heads lodged up in trees 60ft in the air. And maybe there's no fucking evidence because the people were too shocked to even think to take pictures or videos, I know the first thing I'd think of if I was face to face with a creature like that, alone in the dark woods at night, is to get outta there! Not stand there and take a fucking picture god dammit. And did it ever occur to you that maybe they dont come back with evidence because it wasnt the right condition at the time to collect evidence samples like footprints or fur? And why would the witnesses have the balls to go right back to the area that they had just seen a fucking 8 foot tall hulking man beast wolf thing at just a the other day? I'd be terrified to go back there just to take a picture of a fucking footprint or pick up a dumbass piece of hair off a twig just so scientist can deny or discard it and say it was just a fucking bear or wolf. I fucking hate people like you, that will absolutely deny EVERYTHING unless you're actually there and pissing your own pants yourself. your kind has absolutely no sense of faith in anything and you don't want to hear shit unless the government actually says "there is an upright canid in north America and beyond" or "there is a hidden species of great ape in north america and beyond". jeez, have some belief in your heart man,
I heard Biscardi fell on hard times but this takes the cake! Man oh man Haints does this mean you can't play fan boy to him anymore? Do you have to pay your own way when he goes out searching on the road for BF? Sad just sad to see Haints hero fall down so low. Wonder if Haints will go after Todd Standing and dig him up to become his fan boy? He's still young enough with plenty of years to dupe the BF field.
I have the preserved cock of John Holmes for sale. Sorry Rictor you don't have enough money to buy it. Let me know if you want to buy it. Thanks! Alex MW!
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
That belongs to Iktomi Joe. He lost it when he spanked his monkey too long.
ReplyDeleteGot monkey spanking suit Haints ?
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ReplyDeleteThat's my hand! I lost it years ago in a freak kayaking accident! How did it end up on Craigslist? They told me it went to the hospital incinerator!
I actually took some time to listen to this while I was doing some work here at the house. First of all we start off with a commercial plug for a flashlight which goes on for over 5 minutes. Next is a plea for donations (times are tough) and then we finally get into the main content. First up is speculation over a (Bigfoot?) hand on Craigslist and whether it could possibly be real. Now think about it - you find a hand by the roadside and it looks unhuman. Do you (a) go to the law authorities (b) head off to the nearest university or state wildlife office or (c) go to the media with your exciting discovery? No of course not, you put it on Craigslist because it's fake and you want to make money on it.
ReplyDeleteNow we get to the dogman stories. Of course we get no names, no specific location, no evidence, nothing to back it up except for Brenton saying he receives them from people who feel they must share these.
Now honestly - what good are these? ANYONE could make one of these up. I've read enough of these stories I could make a convincing one myself. Of course there is always the "I know what I saw" statement like that gives more credence to the story. As Brenton read the story with all the misspellings he said "I could tell the guy was nervous as he was typing" - LOL. To end the show we get an EXACT repeat of the flashlight commercial plug again along with the plea for money just in case we didn't get it the first time.
I think I'll skip future installments of Brenton Sawin's show if this is the norm.
Lol, you're funny, clearly you dont know much about how horrible youtube has been lately with ads playing, and paying their content creators to make more videos and earn a living of their platform. No wonder he's asking for people to donate and buy, its so he can feed himself dumbass. And the reason why they don't share names, or locations, is obviously because the people don't want to ruin their lives and be known as "that one crazy guy who saw a werewolf" or lose their jobs, and things like that dumbass. And the reason why no one usually tells locations is because if people go there, there's a chance that they might be found with their disembodied heads lodged up in trees 60ft in the air. And maybe there's no fucking evidence because the people were too shocked to even think to take pictures or videos, I know the first thing I'd think of if I was face to face with a creature like that, alone in the dark woods at night, is to get outta there! Not stand there and take a fucking picture god dammit. And did it ever occur to you that maybe they dont come back with evidence because it wasnt the right condition at the time to collect evidence samples like footprints or fur? And why would the witnesses have the balls to go right back to the area that they had just seen a fucking 8 foot tall hulking man beast wolf thing at just a the other day? I'd be terrified to go back there just to take a picture of a fucking footprint or pick up a dumbass piece of hair off a twig just so scientist can deny or discard it and say it was just a fucking bear or wolf. I fucking hate people like you, that will absolutely deny EVERYTHING unless you're actually there and pissing your own pants yourself. your kind has absolutely no sense of faith in anything and you don't want to hear shit unless the government actually says "there is an upright canid in north America and beyond" or "there is a hidden species of great ape in north america and beyond". jeez, have some belief in your heart man,
DeleteI heard Biscardi fell on hard times but this takes the cake! Man oh man Haints does this mean you can't play fan boy to him anymore? Do you have to pay your own way when he goes out searching on the road for BF? Sad just sad to see Haints hero fall down so low. Wonder if Haints will go after Todd Standing and dig him up to become his fan boy? He's still young enough with plenty of years to dupe the BF field.
ReplyDeleteStacy's alligator hand I bet!
ReplyDeleteI have the preserved cock of John Holmes for sale. Sorry Rictor you don't have enough money to buy it. Let me know if you want to buy it. Thanks! Alex MW!
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