Monday, June 6, 2016

Man Says He Was Lead Out Of Woods By Sasquatch


The Squatch Master reports a startling experience he had where he believes he was lead out of the woods by bigfoot after becoming lost.


22 comments:

  1. Got utah bigfoot donation?

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  2. Why enable a three...no, four time proven hoaxer and liar?
    That Utah Bigfoot clown is a scammer and the rubes eat up his every word.

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  3. we've got a sasquatch downrange at 400 meters..you may fire when ready!

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  4. Yes ma'm, you're commode is definitely clogged. What the hell are you eating? Quikrete?

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  5. Is this what is known as the "evidence" Joetomi speaks of ? ... Is THIS it ?

    Is this video what you class as verifiable evidence of bigfoot Joetomi ?

    Or it is merely evidence of fools blundering through the woods without a clue as to where they are or have even been ? ... sorry to be such a cynic old boy but I am flummoxed as to what you would glean from videos such as the above to be evidence ?

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    1. It's real! It's really real!Just let me get my...monkey suit on...heh heh

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  6. If my deepest, darkest despair had a website, it would look just like this,

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  7. She flashed me dude. her nipples look like pepperoni!

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    1. I have a plate of Tony's Pizza beside me loaded with add on's. Including a quarter pound of pepperoni. I might do the PB and Jay route for dinner tonite. Thanks 5:18

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  8. Where's your Iktomi now? I'm just gettin warmed up

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    1. From what I understand he's in Texas, Japan and Wales. Either at the same time or centrally located in the central Pacific. Easter Island maybe? He should keep his eyes out for Emilia Earhart. Lord knows he loves a unsolvable mystery.

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  9. I'll never forget the words of my grandfather...he was part Navajo...he said 'son...there comes a point in every man's life...when you have to bludgeon someone to death with a blunt instrument. So swing for the fence!':

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  10. I ran out of beer! i'M GONNA DIE!

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  11. http://cdanews.com/2016/06/professor-says-fossilized-bigfoot-skull-actually-just-a-rock/

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    1. Perfect! We'll get Ketchum on this late breaking story

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  12. Man says he was led into a public restroom by a sasquatch...

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    1. Bullcrap. He wasn't led. He followed. He's been pulling this stunt allover Indiana for years. He can't hit a truck stop without Soiling the name of squatch if you ask me.

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  13. this is just like summer camp! Except without girls, and fun

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    1. Been there. Scout camp in southern Missouri. They were making leather wallets, I was growing pot....

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  14. It's all true. Please. Just stop. You don't know what you're dealing with. I was paralyzed by a 'foot's electro-zap. I was totally conscious, but I couldn't move. The 'foot levitated me off the ground with his telekinesis, like I was on an invisible gurney, and then he pushed me through a squatch portal into another dimension where the 'foot and giant red headed crystal skeletons mindraped me into oblivion. When they were done, they tossed me back through the portal like... Like trash. I felt so used. I felt so violated. I have never set foot in the forests since that fateful day in '09.

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