Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Bigfoot Intimidation Works On Man


Kelly Shaw of the RMSO shares a story about a man who was chased off by bigfoot while collecting pine cones.


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    1. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK KELLY SHAW!!!!!

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    2. I could listen to Kelly Shaw stories all day long.

      Gordon

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    3. Oh LOOK - it`s KELLY Re-Hash Shaw telling second hand tales that we`ve heard dozens of times.He`s a wannabe who would be better off signing up with an "Ad" agency for his walk to fame and glory...the glory hole is well known in his neck o` the woods.

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    4. Maybe, but you have to admit Kelly has rather large cones:)

      Gordon

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    5. 2:24... Never ever amounted to much in his life. Poor fella.

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    6. Yes, he could begin posting an average of 50 comments per day on a crappy Bigfoot blog. Then he would really amount to something in his life!

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    7. I think it's odd that they would go out at night to collect pinecones. Wouldn't it make more sense to go looking in the day? :)

      Gordon

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    8. Not really mate, I've scored some terrific "pine cones" whilst looking at night !

      Joe

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    9. Fake Joe, make sure you use plenty of lube whilst inserting the pinecones in your arse

      Joe

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    10. If you require assistance with applying lube in your arse, let me know mate, I'm an expert !

      Joe

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    11. Joe you sure know a lot about giant cones.:) How'd you become such an expert?:) Just asking...

      Gordon

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  2. more DOGMAN PLEASE....
    for our SAFETY

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  3. Nice guy doing good work.

    But... I can't watch because it is too painful to watch him try to say "Rocky Mountain Sasquatch Organization".

    There is a real moment of suspense each episode just watching to see if he is gonna be able to get that name out a major verbal accident.

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    1. I agree, it's almost as painful as reading Iktomi's failed attempts at forming comprehensible sentences!

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    2. ^ still reads Dr Seuss under the covers with a flashlight

      Joe

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    3. Whilst I use a flashlight under the covers for a different purpose !

      Joe

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    4. ^ alas,he finds nothing but a tubby belly and who knows what lies beyond

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    5. This Joe fellow seems to have a split personality:)

      Gordon

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    6. Would you fancy splitting my arse cheeks mate ?

      Joe

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    7. The fake Joe is the one with the saucy talk. Truth is he's a ISF troll who got his arse kicked by me and Iktomi and because he's such a special snowflake who got his feelings hurt he's seeking revenge by creating fake personas of me and Iktomi on here saying ridiculous things.
      He's a disgusting total tosser loser who needs to seek professional help

      Rule Britannia !

      Joe

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  4. I like this guy so I'm gonna be gentle.

    Four Steps to Find Bigfoot
    1) Go to the area of recent sighting
    2) Own a good camera with a tripod
    3) Take long static shots into the treeline
    4) Analyze the video

    Note: "static shot" means not waving the camera around like palsy patient on LSD. No panning or tilting. You aren't George Fucking Lucas. Zooming into and out of the static shot is fine. The more footage the better.

    So what drives me crazy is that this guy does the first 2 steps magnificently and fails to do the last 2 steps. If he just took some static footage then had a look at it he would be reporting his own sightings not others.

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