Monday, May 2, 2016

The Ohio Bigfoot Conference Is Almost Here



OHIO BIGFOOT CONFERENCE
MAY 14, 2016
Salt Fork State Park Lodge & Conference Center Lore City, Ohio

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    1. You cut and pasted to much. You blew your wad.

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  2. I forgot what I was going to say.

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    1. Well thanks for keeping us up to date on your fascinating day!

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    2. Can you blame me? I'm all ajitter of Salt Pork State Fark. I'll be the drunk guy sleeping on a pile of bricks.

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  3. Mmmmm ... think kitten lapping at a saucer of milk ... yummy yum yum ... let me lick her sweet p u ss y

    hahaha hahahaha

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    1. Thanks for joining us, 9year old guy!

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  4. I woke and Donald Trump was splashing whiskey all over us and saying "I was with you the whole time okay?" It must be Monday.

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  5. We snorted so much coke and drank so much whiskey I felt like I was straight. I couldn't handle it.

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    1. This is not an endorsement. Kids, don't do drugs. Only users lose drugs.

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    2. And remember: just say "hey, thanks man!"

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  6. Just got my ticket and can't wait to fly over. This will be my first conference and I can't wait to blow every guy their. I'm assuming that a " bigfoot conference " means that everyone dresses as bigfoot and has an orgy. I really hope so or I'm going to look pretty stupid turning up in a bigfoot costume with a ball gag in my mouth. I think I will dress as Patty. That's right guys I've got monkey suit.

    Joe

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    1. Oh and poo poo pee doo!

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    2. Fake Joe needs the padded room. Beware america !

      Joe

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    3. And I almost forgot, tiddly doo.

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    4. Go away fake Joe 4:42. You just ruin this site with your childish comments. There is only one real Joe and he loves bigfoot orgys.

      Real Joe

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  7. This blog has been hijacked by the toxic group called ISF.
    C'mon lads, the superfriends need to band together and chase all these toss pot clowns off this blog once and for all

    Joe

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    1. No IktoJoe, today? Perhaps he is busy looking for proof of me posting anon. Something he failed miserably to provide so far.

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    2. SUPERFRIENDS ASSEMBLE!

      (ahem) - SUPERFRIENDS ASSEMBLE!

      SUPERFRIENDS ASSEMBLE (please)

      Awwwwww - c'mon guys.

      Joe

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    3. At the beginning of the month, Iktomi cashes his welfare check and then proceeds to blow it all on cheap booze. The bum will be back at the public library tomorrow morning entering more incoherent comments from a free computer terminal.

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    4. One time I watched a squatch open a portal into our dimension from Candyland. The squatch was eating a handful of gumdrops and blueberry bagels. He didn't see me.

      The squatch clearly thought he was alone, because no sooner had he exited the portal, he began to pleasure himself. Not with his long hairy fingers, but with his mind. I watched the powerful, sledgehammer like squatch wang move up and down and back and forth as it was stimulated the Squatch's mind waves and telekinetic sensual energy.

      The squatch exploded all over the forest floor. Wherever it spilled it's seed, Redwood trees sprouted up.

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    5. ^^^ and here are the perfect examples of the toss pot clowns i was talking about. The fake Joe, the talking shark (who are most likely one in the same person) sociopaths, the lot of them .
      You will never encountered finer examples

      Joe

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    6. ^
      Thinks Bigfoot is an important subject

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    7. the superfriends...have gone underground and changed ID'S ...tct,iktomi fala,tkog and whats the other dick in pants or something? strange

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    8. SUPERFRIENDS - I'm begging you! Help me rid these toss pot clowns from this site. Superfriends? Superfriends? (sob)

      Joe

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    9. do us a favor dear wankers and please sod off !

      Joe

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