Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Elected Official Witnesses Bigfoot Cleaning Fish and A Bigfoot Seen Missing An Arm


From Brenton Sawin Mysteries To Search:

An elected official has an encounter with a Bigfoot cleaning a fish. A man is eyewitness to a Sasquatch coming out of the woods and the creature was missing an arm. Bigfoot attacks and tries to get into a Kentucky home but the family fights off the intruder.

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    1. u owe us an abholi explanation

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    2. 6:01 .. is this your idea of "rule" ?

      Not much of a hold on things have you ?

      I`d hate to see your idea of things going bad as they`d be disastrous...mind you,does that sound somewhat familiar to you ?

      Ho ho ho...time to pack bags and go ?

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  2. Isn't that the same animal that we saw in 'bigfoot caught cheating at Bingo'?

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  3. Brenton Sawin Mysteries To Search is the Weekly World News of the Bigfoot world.

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  4. His intro is like 20min WTH

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  5. There is a simple explanation for this. The bigfoot had one arm inside a portal and was jerking off another bigfoot in a different demention. The bigfoots wife doesn't know he's g-ay so he took the opportunity to get some man love when she asked him to go down the river and grab some dinner. What he didn't know was his wife was being pounded by the next door neighbour while he was gone. Maybe they should do a real house wives of the forest reality TV show.
    Itkomi would watch it and pleasure himself for sure.

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    1. ^ useless with two arms

      Joe

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    2. It is possible that Bigfoots enter our dimension via portals to reproduce. Researchers have already identified angel DNA in Sasquatch biological samples, and it has been demonstrated via gene sequencing that Bigfoots are the descendants of the nephilim, the offspring of angels and human women. It is quite possible that Bigfoots are not capable of mating in their own dimensions, so they use portals to enter our world to mate with human women to propagate the species.

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    3. And I thought what I said was stupid^

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  6. ...Lol..Could be worse, he could be missing a butt-crack like Patty...I like the calf-muscle and the over-all impression of denseness and heaviness, but the ass is not convincing..That could be due to the graininess though..Just my opinion...

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    1. ^ Reading this comment has made me so horny !

      Joe

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    2. ..lol..whatever floats your boat...

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    3. The crack of dawn makes fake Joe horny.
      correction, unless dawn is a guy's name he's not interested or at least that is what his troll persona will say. Truth is he's never kissed a girl

      Joe

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  7. I know a notary public who saw a bigfoot.

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