Monday, May 9, 2016

Dog Attacks Hairy Biped In Kentucky


A young hunter has the shock of his life when he finds his dog attacking a hairy creature on two legs. Most reports involving dogs and bigfoot creatures don't turn out well. Most believe dogs are typically afraid of the creatures.


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  1. Canines have two characteristics that make them incredibly dangerous to sasquatches:

    (1) canines can sniff out bigfoot portals into other dimensions. This neutralizes a key advantage of the Sasquatch, it's stealth.

    (2) Canines are immune to Sasquatch psy-attacks. While humans can be disabled or worse by a Squatch's mind-wave assault, these powers are useless against canines (possibly a genetic-evolutionary adaptation of their prefrontal cortex).

    This is why I never go into the woods without my dogs. Blog needs more stories like this and less nonsense.

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    1. #1 AC = Heavy Timber!
      #2 Joe = Zero Timber!

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    3. @4:33 you need to qualify who you mean ???

      Are you talking about "joe" or "Joe"????

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  2. Relax. The hairy creature on two legs was Joe. On Sunday, he forgot to run the lawn mower over his cooter.

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  3. My borzoi have killed anything that moved within 50 klicks. Elk, pigs, bears, some old woman on a mobility scooter. Perfect killing machines. I've started eating their food so I might become as clever as them. So fr, so good. I have infiltrated the pack.

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    1. keep up the good work Brah, An stay on all fours!!!!!!!

      For the sake of "DOGMAN"!!,,,, diggit??

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