Friday, May 6, 2016

Bigfoot Investigator Uses Cage To Try And Trap Bigfoot


Well, technically it's a pet cage of some kind. Robert Dodson is at his wit's end trying to capture footage of a bigfoot in his research area. He figured out the raccoons were robbing him blind with his old bait box, so now he's come up with this idea:


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    1. Maybe you'd fancy using a cage to trap me mate !

      Joe

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    2. You're a kinky freak Joe.

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    3. the fake Joe(Dmaker)is a kinky freak, not me

      Joe

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  2. It's odd how Bigfoot is the only fringe topic where its "skeptics" are more demented and obsessed than its "believers"

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    1. ^ more evidence of the delusion of footers.

      foot in mouth is more apt

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  3. bigfoot isn't dumb to fall for any cage trap. You'd have to use something more stealth that will also be able to fool humans otherwise it is a waste of time

    Joe

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  4. Short answer: bigfoot dont exist

    Long answer: bigfoot is a myth perpetuated by both true believers and those partaking in the fantasy role playing game of woods and monsters. A role player wont get bogged down in arguing the existence as that kills the fun. A heavily mistaken believer will however defend the faith at all costs -even on an obscure blog that noone reads. Why? Because it is a way of self reassurance that there is something out there because for some incredible reason the state of the world and its fascinating and diverse wildlife is not enough to satisfy them. They always want something more, something just out of reach, something fantastical, something to fill their empty lives. That void is filled perfectly by bigfoot. It is a comfortable spot they place themselves in knowing that it can not be disproven (impossible to prove the non existence) so for them bigfoot will always be real even though no actual proof is provided during their entire lifetime. Many true believers have passed never finding what they were looking for and many more will do the same. I really hope people can get over it and move on with their lifes. There are many fascinating things out there which can be studied, it is a shame to waste your time in such a futile subject.

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    1. That's a lot of words mate for someone who comes to an "obscure blog no one reads" It's a shame you waste so much time on something you don't believe in .
      do us a favor sweetheart and go back to your xbox and shove off like a small tugboat leaving the cuckoo harbor

      Joe
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    2. ^^enjoys a mouth full of love gravy on a regular basis

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    3. ^ speak to fake Joe about that. He will fill all your wildest fantasies with pleasure and various forms of gravy.

      joe

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    4. If somethings doesn't exist it shouldn't be too impossible to explain away the evidence then, should it?

      "I really hope people can get over it and move on with their lives."

      ... Ironic.

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    5. So...it has taken innumerable hours for this guy to deduce that raccoons are responsible for the "theft" of food left by him for the real target of "bigfoot" ?

      Before realisation came thundering through the trees to his imbecilic brain he thought that he was being "out-witted" by the big fellow...outwitted,indeed he was !!

      Sheesh...you couldn`t make this up.

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  5. Well! Gentlemen! A cage to capture bigfoot. Now we are getting somewhere.

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  6. More "Robert Dodson Presents!" please.

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  7. Oh my! Robert seems to be in a foul mood. Let's find out why in this episode of -

    ROBERT DODSON PRESENTS!

    LISTEN - As Robert damns everything in sight!

    VIEW - the latest technology in outsmarting the local animals!

    BE IMPRESSED - by Robert's mathematical calculations!

    Hopefully Robert will be in a better mood in the next episode of -

    ROBERT DODSON PRESENTS!

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