Saturday, May 21, 2016

Bigfoot Investigator Says New Camera Will Capture Sasquatch Footage


The Squatch Master has acquired a new piece of equipment that he believes will capture real footage of a bigfoot. The unit is a tiny 1080p video recorder that you can stick in your pocket and take anywhere.


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  1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZtiJN6yiik xx

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  2. These are crappy dashcam camera's...you can get them at Wal-mart for about $30, not really sure why he thinks this will help him find Sasquatch.

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    1. Well, regular cameras didn't work, digital cameras didn't work, game cams didn't work, night vision didn't work, FLIR didn't work, satellites didn't work, aerial drones didn't work; maybe krap cams from Wally World will allow us to find Bigfoot.

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    2. This guy is a dreamer of the highest order if he thinks this is going to be any different to all the other cameras - cameras that had the exact same optimistic statements made about their "ability" to get pics of bigfoot.

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  3. Some clever and perceptive person said a while ago that the search for bigfoot in its current format isn`t working - therefore a completely new outlook is required - but this entails the footers relinquishing their old ideas of what bigfoot is and accepting that perhaps the native tribes peoples were right all along - they have stated there are several types of bigfoot and that it is a creature that inhabits two worlds (or similar) - it needs to be understood by the white man that a whole new concept of reality is required - but is he capable of this vast shift of perception or will he cling to the old and tried ways of failure,time and again ?

    New perception ? New reality ? Huh !! What do the Indians know - they`re just primitive and backwards and bigfoot is a myth...quite how whitey reached this conclusion without ever having asked the native peoples is really something huh?

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  4. What he needs to do is make a good bigfoot suit like Patterson did and then film it at just the right distance and graininess to make the footage inconclusive.

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