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...Dont worry, it will get better: When someone finds a bigfoot we will have something to discuss..Like its name..I would name it Lemmy..RIP
Yes Anon 4:01 - it will get better as soon as they actually find a Bigfoot...any day now...any day now...any day now...
Shush you!You should be ashamed of yourself.Maggot.
There were no tornado sirens. Someone was getting a little too close to it's territory, so the 'foot mentally pulsed this guy with a mind wave, scrambling his brain wave frequencies and making him think he heard sirens. This gave the 'foot ample opportunity to open a portal back into his own dimension of mindrape.
If you are scared of a little rain and hail (smaller that a dime) you have no business looking for an 800+ pound cryptid. Head back to mom's basement.