Monday, May 2, 2016

Bigfoot Investigator Gets Run Out OF The Woods By Tornado Sirens

Angry bigfoot aren't the only thing that can run you out of the woods. Apparently tornado sirens can do the trick as well. 


  1. Replies
    1. ...Dont worry, it will get better: When someone finds a bigfoot we will have something to discuss..Like its name..I would name it Lemmy..RIP

    2. Yes Anon 4:01 - it will get better as soon as they actually find a Bigfoot...any day now...any day now...any day now...

  2. Shush you!
    You should be ashamed of yourself.

  3. There were no tornado sirens. Someone was getting a little too close to it's territory, so the 'foot mentally pulsed this guy with a mind wave, scrambling his brain wave frequencies and making him think he heard sirens. This gave the 'foot ample opportunity to open a portal back into his own dimension of mindrape.

  4. If you are scared of a little rain and hail (smaller that a dime) you have no business looking for an 800+ pound cryptid. Head back to mom's basement.