Samurai Chatter: Have you used it in the field?
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
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ReplyDeleteHad enough of using your 6 odd accounts yesterday Joe? You sure were using your "Joe" account alot last night. Your a creep.
DeleteBut maybe you have had enough of this whole bigfoot charade. You want to know what bigfoot is, well i will tell you. Ever heard of role play? A bunch of sick adults, a cult you might say, has developed in this country, and is spreading to others. A live action role play if you will. A bunch of sick SOB's run around at night in there own little role playing game. Most of these creeps are wealthy and the suits they buy aren't cheap. The sheeple are so scared when they see the costume, there minds make them think that they are seeing 8ft plus, impossibly large figures. When in reality they are seeing 6 foot men in costumes, pretending to be bigfoot, because they are sick and perverted. Don't believe me? Look how many sick idiots dress up as "furry" characters and pretend to be random wild animals for fun, or for sex acts. It is the exact same thing.
This is why you have never found a body of any kind. Because Bigfoot is a myth and it is perpetuated by a bunch of sick rich idiots. The so called indian myths are spawned out of the fact that other tribes used to prey upon each other, and one of the methods they employed was puting on animal skins, to disguise there appearance when they struck, or to just instill fear. These spawned old indian legends.
Thats it folks. Thats all it is. Bigfoot is a role playing game for a bunch of sick adults. This is why any evidence always comes back as human origin, and why there are no bodies, etc. The cult of bigfoot, you might say, is strong, and continues to grow. Joe, you might want to look into this. You are sick enough in the head to enjoy it. You may not be rich, but maybe they can put you on a budget program or something. But you would fit right in.
The Knower
Wow you have it all figured out. It only makes one wonder why you take so much time as to write 3 very very long winded paragraphs and waste all the time you do here. All I can come up with for you is that you have some sort of mental illness and that your pride has been severely injured by the one who bests you daily.
DeleteWhy do you not consider that i am telling you the truth Chick? I may have just spilled the beans as to what you people fantasize about, and you look right past it. This is why this game will continue to thrive. The creators of grand theft auto even put the truth in the video game about bigfoot, and still no one caught on. Look it up and watch it on youtube. Why do you think they put that in there? Hmmmm? just for sh#ts and giggles? And to my knowledge, you still havent answered the questions posed to you about Abholi, Chick? You have always dodged them, and you do owe this site an explanation.
DeleteThe Knower
I dont know what the hell you are talking about. Youre nuts.
DeleteWell i will spell it out for you then chick.
DeleteI dont know what part of my response you are referring too. But, simply look in Grand Theft Auto, i believe its version 5. Type in "bigfoot grand theft auto" into youtube. You will see where the creators included an easter egg about bigfoot. The bigfoot is tracked down and is about to be killed and then the secret is revealed. See for yourself on youtube. The creators put it in there on purpose to f#ck with people. Telling them the truth on the topic, but doing it in a very obscure way.
If you are referring to the Abholi situation, allow me to refresh your memory. When Abholi posted here and was being seriously questioned, you vouched for her. You swore that she was a real person, and that her avatar picture was hers, and that we could all go see for ourselves on her website. You said these things Chick. Then the abholi account was exposed and it was found that the avatar picture being used was stolen from the facebook account of a random tunisian woman who had no idea it was being used on this site. Then you went quiet on the subject. You swore that you knew this lady and that her avatar picture was really her. Now that we know that was all false, what do you have to say for yourself? If you really knew her, you would have known that the avatar pic was nont her. So why lie? You owe us an explanation Chick. You have been asked this question many times before, and you never respond. Its about time.
The Knower
Eh, sausage fingers... You're crazy.
DeleteI pointed to khat Hansen being a real person with a youtube channel that had been used and tended to by her for years. If there was a fake account being used here- it was probably YOU doing it. Funny how you love to make shit up and pretend its real.
DeleteThe above is for crazy pants @ 1:59-- Hey there IK!
DeleteOh... And myths don't leave forensic, biological, audio and video evidence. Now continue to play the role of the unhinged.
DeleteHey TCT... He's losing it... The magic psy-ops airforce base is starting to take it's toll.
DeleteYep, he's getting really sloppy.
DeleteWatch out... I'm sure his sausage fingers are busy typing away another essay of unsubstantiated musings...
Delete^ spends his whole life musing unsubstantiated essays.
DeleteDarling... If you didn't notice, I'm the one referencing forensic, biological, audio and video evidence. But by all means, continue your meltdown about how everyone is horrible and out to get you... All the while your burden remains.
DeleteJoe, are you thinking correctly?
DeleteA bunch of men in costumes would absolutely leave photographic, and biologic evidence. This would include footprints, hairs (both human and from the costume), possible scat, etc. And what comes back every time supposed bigfoot samples are tested? HUMAN. Why do you think that is? Its not because bigfoot are human Joe. Its because they are being left by humans. Every single little thing attributed to bigfoot can be explained by what i just told you, from there "glowing" eyes (p.s. cheaper night vision appears to have a redish glow, when the slightest light is in the air, including moonlight). These are the type typically worn on helmets, or headlight strap on types. And what would humans need stumblin around out there in the night? Night vision of course. This explains the "eyeshine" people claim. And evey other aspect of the bigfoot myth can be explained too in what i am saying. You just don't want to consider the possibility that bigfoot is fake.
No Chick, you claimed that the avatar photo that Abholi used, was Khat Hansen. And that you knew her. And that photo was not her, as we now know. So explain yourself? Also, when abholi was exposed, the superfriends started throwing around the rumor that Abholis account was hacked and thats why the avatar photo wasnt hers. Yet the avatar photo was up, before the supposed hacking. And even after the whole affair, Khat supposedly returned using the name stonereader, and said that the abholi account was indeed her, before it got hacked. So tell me now about how i made the abholi account? That would mean i also made the stonereader account? Do you think i am posting as stonereader 1 chick? Because thats what you are stating if you claim i was abholi.
Joe, you talk about essays, but the only one on this siit who regularly posts copy and paste books, is you. A few paragraphs of facts, that could potentially explain your ape man, is not too much too read. You simply don't want to think that it could be true. And so you throw insults around. This is one of your main tactics. We all have seen it before. When facts get thrown around, or when you get caught in lying, or just proved plain wrong, you claim some excuse and start ignoring things.
You OWE this site an explanation Chick for your lie. And Joe owes his fellow friends the courtesy of leaving the site, as he is the reason it has gone down hill.
The Knower
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DeleteHi guys
DeleteGrand theft auto ?
You just proved that you are a kid
Your arguing with a kid Joe !!
Ignore him and he will go away
MMC
The Knower...lol..should read "The long winded idiot"
DeleteThrowing something out (Sasquatch being human) because it didn’t fit your expectations of something whose existence you don’t even think is credible, isn't very good logic. It means that nothing you claim can be taken as a substantial argument, because your original premise contradicts your methods of moving the goal posts.
DeleteAnalysing the available data and the reports merely puts this into context. For example, a significant percentage of the reports point to a creature 8 feet plus in height... The collaborating physical evidence? The track impressions that are twice the size of that of a normal human; whilst though many prints are different in size, they still have the same texture and ridge flow pattern, like a humans however twice the size; meaning a subject twice as big, twice the strength, three times if they've evolved to their environment like one would naturally expect.
Meltdowns below...
Once again Joe, you arent reading what i wrote properly. I alread explained the height difference. Modern suits these people buy are up to snuff. Ever seen the california redwood footage that was supposedly shot by a filmmaker, and was much debated. People marveled at the size and mass of it. That is the type of suit most of these people have. Fear, coupled with a good suit, makes people believe they are seeing something much larger than they are. Footprints mean nothing, as they can be faked very easily. You don't seem to acknowledge that. As if making a big footprint wiht "dermals" is some impossible task to you. Its not Joe. You have never seen any verified examples of "strength", lol, thats just heresay. Its all make believe Joe. I know you can't stand this, but it is the truth. Good luck with your beliefs, even if they are idiotic.
DeleteThe Knower
Sorry Sasuage Fingers... You can't hoax forensic sign, and especially repeated examples of it. To hoax convincing biological dermals that are primate in origin but different enough to have species traits across samples, one would have to have a knowledge of all human primate and non-human primate dermals (that not many people on the planet do), and then have less than a lottery win's chance of faking the exact same biological idea, place these impressions in the middle of nowhere and somehow predict to the exact yard out of miles and miles of wilderness that they'll be found, and THEN fool multiple forensic experts. Also, height can be determined as follows;
DeleteSASQUATCH: SIZE, SCALING, AND STATISTICS
WOLF H. FAHRENBACH
Beaverton, Oregon, U.S.A.
Hennerf@bfro.net
ABSTRACT: Measurements and estimates on Sasquatch dimensions, collected over the last 40 years in the Western U.S and Canada, were subjected to statistical analysis and extrapolation by scaling laws appropriate to primates and mammals. The study has yielded average population values for foot length and width, scaling factors of foot length to height, values for weight, plantar pressure, walking and running gait, speed, and a tentative growth curve as a function of time for the female of the species. The results suggest a substantial population with traits different from those of other higher primates and humans.
http://www.bfro.net/ref/theories/whf/fahrenbacharticle.htm
Meltdowns below...
Anyways... Laters, gators.
DeleteOnce more Joe, you are assuming that they were found in the middle of nowhere. You are only taking the word of the witness, which is far from trustworthy. Bigfoot feet can easily be made by a professional that have all the traits you claim are so important. Its a matter of money. You have no idea what is "in the middle of nowhere", nor do you know the human habits in the area. And its possible the witness had no idea about the human habbits that go on the area. In most cases, someone finds a set of tracks on a TRAIL (manmade) and they are away from civilization and so claim they are "in the middle of nowhere", yet they have no idea. Just as you have no idea Joe. You are just assuming. Your belief that bigfoot is real is so strong that no evidence will convince you. When the suit is revealed, you still won't believe it. You will eventually go with the portal theory, because it will be you last desperate grasp.
DeleteAnd simply posting a link and then saying "meltdowns below" is immature. Woudld you like every poster here to put that, including myself. I can write meltdowns below as well. And you will follow suit with a resposne. No one is melting down, unless its you.
Meltdowns below
Start proving the things you post, Sausage Fingers... Because at the moment, it's the word of someone who thinks he's being attacked with a psy-ops experiment via this blog... Against the people who find these tracks in the middle of nowhere.
DeleteNo brainer.
Laters!
PS. I don't know what's worse... When you're pretending to be ten other posters talking to yourself, or when you're writing long winded meltdown essays and boring the living heck out of people.
DeleteAdios!!
Your use of petty insults in the face of an arguement shows your maturity and intelligence. You have no idea if i am a troll or just a regular blogger. You assume i am this person who haunts your dreams, never knowing if its true. You also keep brining up some air force base psy op garbage. Not only am i not that person who wrote that, but from what i read, it was you who wrote that and that you later deleted it.
DeleteWhen you have no excuse for what i am saying, you simply result to insults. Its one of your primary defense mechanisms.
The Knower
The complaint is in!!
Delete"Haunts my dreams"?! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Sorry Stuey, you really aren't that important. And you had your arguments addressed.
DeleteGet well soon.
Wow
DeleteThe troll got pounded again. That has to smart. But then again, no pain no brain
your very correct 6:05, joe the troll did get pounded. He cant even address the arguement, he has no response. What a fool. Dmaker stopping in to humiliate joe is also a nice surprise.
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DeleteHad enough of using your 6 odd accounts yesterday Joe? You sure were using your "Joe" account alot last night. Your a creep."
... He then uses a fake MMG signature at the bottom of the comment section.
Oh dear.
gargle sack ^
DeleteMan lktomi, you sure are beating up on the trolls today. Planning a trip to the states any time soon?
DeleteMMC
Love to brother... Something's cropped up that's likely to drain me of finances for a little while. You'll be the first to know when I do, pal.
DeleteSounds good my friend. You can stay with me for free. No problems.
DeleteMMC
Hello Iktomi mate, I'd really like to drain you of something else !
DeleteJoe
^ and we have a special appearance by fake Joe today, ahhh how wonderful.
Deleteso sausage fingered knower thinks i'm Iktomi eh ? what a huge loon. it's amazing how much time and energy he devouts to his far flunged crazy theories . How ironic with a name like knower he doesn't know bollocks !
knower, you must learn how to tiddly doo
Joe
The fake fake Joe is reponsible for that obscene comment !
DeleteFake Joe
Man that looks like GALLYSNACTERS swoopin down like a bunch of TERRORDACTALS! I HATE EM!
ReplyDeleteNice looking craft. Sure would like to know how they fly and maneuver
ReplyDeleteMMC
I'd love to "maneuver" on your "craft" mate !
DeleteJoe
^ fake Joe needs to buy a blowup doll and a year's supply of lube
DeleteJoe
Joe, that's not the fake Joe -- it's a fake fake Joe and I have nothing to go with the creep's posts !
DeleteFake Joe
Just so everyone knows, I posted one comment pretending to be fake Joe. All the rest are fake Joe's posts and the coward is trying to blame it all on me !
DeleteFake Fake Joe
^ fake fake Wanker Joe. Please shove off
DeleteJoe
This blog is about BIGFOOT not UFO'S FUCTARD!
ReplyDelete^^ CUMDUMPSTER
DeleteAnon 10:15 I didnt know that was your moms name!
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