This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Clive Squatchy is on it...
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Toot toot HA!
Not if I'm on it first mate ! Tiddly Doo !
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B. Gimlin likes it...
ReplyDeleteIn the butt.
I'd love to share a double sided dildo with the bloke ! Tiddly doo !
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All'y'alls panties in a bunch about one little prank in 1967.
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The smartess thing to ever come out of B. Gimlin's mouth was Clive's dick.
ReplyDeleteI wonder whether two could fit in his mouth ? Tiddly doo !
Delete9:56 has the yellowest teeth I've ever come across.
DeleteRumor has it B. Gimlin suffers from anaconda mouth.
DeleteClive Squatchy was fired from the sperm bank for eating up all the profits.
DeleteDon't worry mate, I'll take out my dentures before I go down on you ! Tiddly doo !
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B. Gimlin, you mean Clive got caught drinking on the job?
DeleteBravo 10:00 I haven't heard that in years !
DeleteTell us more of your funny jokes. Please...
Tiddly doo, take the dlck out of your mouth before you type next time.
DeleteHey mate, can you tell me the name of the sperm bank so that I can apply for the open position ? Tiddly doo !
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Fake Joe, do everyone a favor. Sit on this:
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B. Gimlin had a wonderful about eating all the ice cream he could. Then he woke up with a spoon in Rictor's ass.
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DeleteMiddle Finger ASCII trumps lame fake Joe.
DeleteSay goodnight fake Joe.
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If that middle finger were real mates, I'd plop down on it eagerly and hopefully it would find my male G spot in a hurry ! Tiddly doo !
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Fake Joe knows a little too much about gay sex.
DeleteGood job fake Joe, you totally shut down Gimlin with all that gay lingo!
Delete...Actually Gimlin was last seen busy licking some spoons.
DeleteReal AND fake Joe seem to be real life "sissies', shall we say.
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