How Does Bigfoot Deal With Mosquitoes?
The Trail To Bigfoot team shows us just how hard it can be to be a bigfooter in Florida. The struggle against mosquitoes and other natural obstacles can be real. As these guys get tore up by mosquitoes, it makes one wonder, how do bigfoot deal with these things?
Easy one here folks. He waits until they poke fun at his website then he threatens to ban them out of existence.
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ReplyDeleteThe best Bigfoot evidence so far:
https://youtu.be/on5TgwAjdKc
whaT?...oh...*yawn*...your honor, I move to dismiss. An imaginary animal that wishes to remain undiscovered would never announce it's presence in such a ridiculous manner...
DeleteYou're missing the point.
DeleteBigfoot deals with mosquitoes by not existing.
ReplyDeleteIt's very effective. Better than DEET and citronella combined.
Ah, yes. A passive form of defense, but quite effective.
DeleteIt's just preposterous. 40 or 50 borzoi would find it and kill it before the soup got cold. what kind of a sham are you guys putting on here?
ReplyDeleteI'm the only dolt left on the planet that believes pathological liar Kitakaze was stalked by his fellow footers because I'm a pretend skeptic ! Derrrrh!
ReplyDeleteWe know ! And today you were accused by a fellow ISF'er of behaving like a footer !
DeleteFess up scumbags. It's a joke; it's a lie; it's a rip off, man.
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