Sunday, April 10, 2016

Angry Bigfoot Got On Roof and Listened Down Chimney


From Brenton Sawin Mysteries To Search:

Aggressive Sasquatch stealing deer from hunters who shot deer in Kentucky. Bigfoot getting on the roof of a house and listening from the chimney. Come here Brandon's story of how the Bigfoot came to his new home after moving to get away from the Sasquatch who were harassing him and his family. Pictures to show tree structures and foot print pictures are in this video too to show some evidence of Brandon's story being true. He does wish he had gotten more as the activity of the Bigfoot was getting worse but he is now trying to snap pictures and get these creatures caught on camera for the future evidence and to build a case for supporting his story.

19 comments:

  1. Look, chap, bigfoot have only been in North America for 1000s of years. Mountain lions weren't discovered until 2003. The first clear photograph of a bear was 2009. Deer hadn't even been documented until the mid 1970s. Bigfoot are much bigger than all those animals so its easier for them to hide. Realistically, I'd say we should be able to get a real photo of one by 2144 and we'll be able to actually capture one by the year 3000.

    Not only that, but because they are 9 feet tall, 500 lbs, have bloodcurdlingly loud screams, CRACK!, SNAP!, SMASH! and BANG! on trees, hang out in people's backyards, and are in at least 20 US states and Canada, it is extremely hard to locate one.

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    1. I don't think I've ever heard a report of a Sasquatch just banging away on trees and screaming to give their location away? And when it happens, it's usually with the witnesses running the other direction. This ISF kook that answers his own comments must know something everyone else doesn't... He's just so, so clever see.
      http://www.texasbigfoot.net/images/bigfoot2.jpg
      http://www.texasbigfoot.net/images/bigfoot1.jpg
      http://www.texasbigfoot.net/images/bigfoot3.jpg
      Bigfoot on your property? Typical as civilisation naturally encroaches on remote areas, and animals like white tail deer are soaring.
      Bigfoot tree-knocking? Typical, in communicate so as to evade properly.
      Bigfoot cracking large branches and small trees? Typical as an intimidation technique so as to evade properly.
      Bigfoot screaming and calling? Typical as an intimidation technique so as to evade properly.

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    2. 1:15

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  2. ^ Not taking portals into consideration.

    Ever heard of alternate dimensions? Maybe something you should read up on. Moran!

    MMC

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    1. The word you're looking for is "moron". Given your hard on for alternate dimensions and portals I'm surprised it isn't tattooed on your forehead as a warning to sane people.

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    2. 2:32,

      Get a brain, moran.

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    3. ^Looking for MMC's alternate portal. Wink,wink...

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    4. ^Snorting cocaine from Turd Troll's urethra. Wink,wink...

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    5. ILL CHALLENGE ANY OF YOU A-H0LES WHO THINK THEIR SMARTER THAN ME TO WEAR A DRESS FOR LONGER THAN I HAVE WHILE CAMPING IN BIGFOOT TERRITORY.

      ANY TAKERS? DIDNT THINK SO!

      LOOSERS!!

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    6. Uretha Franklin had a pretty good career didn't she? As for Turd Troll, I can't help you there. Was he a part of the surfing scene from the mid 60's?

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    7. Not even close jack. Thnx to my maniacs. Love 4U4Life. HH

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  3. Wait a friggin second. Bigfoot followed you to a new house? Did you leave a change of address card laying around or did he pretend to be a table lamp and get loaded in the U-Haul next to the boxes marked dishes? Sneaky sumbitchs always stealing rides from unsuspecting moving companies. ALWAYS!

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    1. Wow. World class zinger right there. Amazing stuff. Keep it up!

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    2. Apply for three jobs and get back to me.

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    3. Okay. Wait by the phone and I'll be in touch soon. In the mean time can you come up with some more witty retorts? You might be the best since Groucho Marx.

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    4. Peace be with you brother. Much love. HH

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  4. Brenton Sawin makes Matthew Johnson almost look sane.

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