Group In Florida Gets Startled By A Possible Bigfoot Charge


When you're in the middle of the swamps looking for skunk apes, hearing a very loud crashing sound nearby can be a bad thing. Check out what happened:


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    1. Hello Iktomi,
      I've wondered in the past wheather bigfoot could get food poisoning from eating raw meat especially when they steal chickens.I've just watched a program about cats and they said big cats have such strong stomach acid it can kill things like e coli and salmonella so bigfoot would need the same i would think xx

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    2. That would place Sasquatch in its own evolutionary niche. We monkeys are veggies or omnivores. A specifically carnivorous stomach would be unique. I suggest that Bigfoot only steals chickens once!

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    3. If bigfoot is so super intelligent, then why hasn't he figured out how to build a fire and cook the damn chickens?

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    4. Check this out;

      http://www.northamericanbigfoot.com/2013/04/fire-using-ape.html?m=1

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    5. In the large numbers that bigfoot is reported, wouldn't there be plenty of evidence of fire usage?

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    6. I would agree... But you would have to know where Sasquatch resides to find out.

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    7. They're very elusive, that's for sure. On another subject, is Leicester really going to take the EPL title?

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    8. But if you read Iktomi's regular posts, you will notice the obvious poor writing skills of someone with an abbreviated education, including frequent misuse of words and various malapropisms. It's the type of writing style that one regularly encounters from underachievers who try to communicate in an elevated style, but fail so miserably that it is comical.

      So you have an underachieving, insecure, and unsuccessful person who also has a large ego and who desperately desires recognition from others. Put that all together and you have your answer as to why Iktomi is here.

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    9. 2:22... I had my doubts that they'd keep it up by Christmas, but they just kept on winning. I think they'll do it, yeah.

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    10. 2:35 is an anonymous dressmaker

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    11. My guessing is that bigfoot has an evolved digestive system like many other animals in the wild that protects them from any food poisoning from eating raw meat unlike us humans

      Joe

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    12. Joe, the problem with that idea is that humans developed extremely high levels of intelligence because they ate cooked meat (making the protein much easier for stomach enzymes to break down). If bigfoot only consumes raw meat, then he is likely as dumb as a box of dildos.

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  2. Eva, human stomach acid kills bacteria such as e coli. However, when e coli is killed, it releases a toxin that makes humans sick.

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  3. Just for the record, that is not a swamp and it is never a swamp. How do i know? No cypress trees, and palmetto plants do not live in areas that are frequently under water. Cabbage palmetto trees often lose dead fronds. I have heard the same sound and was once hit by a falling palmetto branch sitting by the pool at an upscale hotel. Move along; nothing to see here.

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