Saturday, March 5, 2016

Early Settlers Battle It Out With Bigfoot In Oklahoma


From Sasquatch Central:

Large hairy man-beasts had been raiding human settlements in Oklahoma and Arkansas for some time, mostly stealing vegetables, but had also been stealing human children and eating them. A Choctaw search party was organized and led by Joshua LeFlore, to flush out the beasts and eliminate them. The Choctaw Indians were known as exceedingly strong, fierce warriors, but that day they experienced something which none would ever forget.

46 comments:

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    1. Thank you Chick, now get down on your knees and get to work on me THE REAL JOE !

      Joe

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    2. Don't you think it's about time you learnt to tie your own shoe laces xx

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    3. I say , is this fellow bigfoot thing a real animal ?

      Are you sure ?

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    4. Not really an animal but more a type of human xx

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    5. Some say that I'm really an animal when I get my hands on a sexy bloke !

      Joe

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    6. Eva ... I`m IN !!!

      Joe (real one)

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    7. ^^^ Relax fake Joes, leave Eva alone. Dumb arse tossers. sorry Eva, pay no mind to the mental delinquents on here

      Joe

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    8. It made me dirty my knickers !

      Joe

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    9. ^ had plenny o` practice "relaxing" it have you ?

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    10. A reliable source has informed me that over 90% of the comments on this blog originate from only three IP addresses, all of which are located in the US. Take that for what it's worth.

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    11. Mountain Monsters AIMS team hunting the BIGFOOT called the ASH MAN - Huckleberry Reveals Childhood Bigfoot Encounter
      of the BIGFOOT

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    12. i figured out who fake Joe really is. makes all the sense in the world now

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdBrYfxSXWc

      Joe

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    13. ^ ha ha ha hahaha nice try

      but i think he`s a member of your chubby club pals

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    14. Nah, can't take any of the credit there mate- he's your buddy so fess up

      Joe

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  2. Early settlers diaries are the most credible voice in the bigfoot world today

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    1. Aww Shucks,thanks buddy.

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    2. bigfoot is guessology at its finest

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    3. ^ yea i`m guessing it ain`t real

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    4. dogman known to attack humans ...
      David Paulides onit

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  3. Hi folks.

    This is the Bigfoot Command Centre here.We`ve had another problem since our first mishap a few hours ago.e`ve had another puncture in the rear off-side and this time we`re screwed as we don`t have another spare.We need one of you guys to contact the team and get them to come on out with another wheel.

    Can somebody do that ?

    Reply here as we`ll need to direct to the location.No cell coverage here.

    Bifoot Command Team.

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    1. smell my bell

      hahah hahahahahaha hahahahahahaha

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    2. Who is this ? We`re miles from a town here and need assistance and you are messing around.Either help please with the contact and reply here or please refrain.

      Bigfoot Command Team.

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    3. Roger that Bigfoot Command Team - be advised help is on the way as soon as we receive your coordinates. Eh - you will have money for tire won't you?

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    4. Better add this IS Bob Dodson here and we DO need assistance pretty badly here.

      Is there a likelihood anybody can help ?

      Or we have a long long walk ahead to the nearest small town.

      Bob Dodson of Bigfoot Command Team

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    5. Bigfoot Command Central

      Can we haggle ?

      Bob Dodson - BCT

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    6. Eh what's that Bob? . . . your fading out . . can't quite read you . . transmission not clear . . mybe we can cal an . . . --------

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    7. Hi Bob .

      Quick question - what happened to this ... ?

      http://bigfootevidence.blogspot.com/2015/06/check-out-this-bigfoot-mobile-command.html#more

      to be replaced by the heap o` shite you have now ?

      http://bigfootevidence.blogspot.com/2016/03/you-call-it-travel-trailer-they-call-it.html

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    8. It is real you unpatriotic loser..what are you - muslim ?

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  4. Just ANOTHER Bigfoot tall tale with nothing to back it up.

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    1. Hey hey ,this is our HISTORY buddy,surely you believe it ? c`mon stop foolin`.

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    2. Your right. Oral histories are undisputable especially when it comes to Bigfoot. My apologies.

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    3. But just think 1:04 it could be true and wouldn't that be amazing? xx

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    4. tham injuna thays knowin abouts tham bigfoots fer yeers ans tham injins bein feudin wite tham bigfoots

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  5. I have just been issued the official Ac collins list of approved superfriends 2016....also the omissions who will now be known as "JERRY'S KIDS" the new kids are tk aka Leon,triple chin chick,mmc/stuart and Iktomi....sorry you didn't make the cut othet details forthcoming


    Agent x

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    1. And 2:09 the looooser falls FLAT!

      ~ chick

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  6. Eva, would you like to come-up to my studio? I will show you my collection of Bigfoot sketches.

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    1. creepy....don't do it Eva.

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    2. Haints- you have just hit an all time low bro. did you get banned from pornhub ?

      Joe

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    3. Gee, you mean the #1 pick-up line of 1955 no longer works? Oh, wait. I meant, Bigfoot ETCHINGS.

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  7. Ok. When you have to have a computer read aloud your Bigfoot story instead of reading it yourself, that adds a great deal of credibility. Not.

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