Thursday, February 4, 2016

Man Approached By Sasquatch Near Yacolt, Washington


From the youtube channel of Wes Germer:

I want to start showing you guys and gals the areas of some of the reports in my area. Report # 6806: Man approached by Sasquatch, south of Yacolt, WA.

The witness reports:"I have often thought I saw someone run across the road while I deliver the paper. I often stopped to use the restroom in the same spot. I heard funny noises, but thought it was a bear or some other animal grunting and what not. Last night (about 4:30 AM actually, so this morning) I was stopped along the road looking over my route sheet, when out of the corner of my eye I saw someone walking.

I slowly reached up and turned off the light. I put the car in gear, and looked over. What I saw made the hair stand on the back of my neck, and got tears in my eyes. It wasn't 7 feet tall, more like 6 feet or so - I'm guessing, because it didn't seem to be bending over too far to look at me. It was maybe 5 or 6 feet away from my car. I was so frightened that I drove off as fast as I could. I called 911 and they thought I was a nut, and said it was most likely a vagrant, or homeless guy. I don't think so."

59 comments:

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    1. ^ Features Joe as the Gay Woodsman in the "Sissies Snatch" chapter...lots of queer fun in bushes is the theme.

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    2. Ole Rictor "wrecked" him really good.

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    3. Honestly, I don't think J Randi and his husband would appreciate you JREF/ISF footers making fun of Rictor's sexuality.

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    Dr John BIndernagel

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  3. Replies
    1. BOBO in Yacolt looking for BIGFOOT = 1 missing BOBO

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    2. ^ Is Bobo the father of Bilbo ?

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    3. ^ I think one lives at Bag-End and the other lives at a place called Fag-End.

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    4. ^ I think one lives at Bag-End and the other lives at a place called F a g -End.

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    5. Bigfoot like Batsquatch coming out at night hunting deer and Bigfoot researchers

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  4. “When I was a little boy, my brother and I, we saw this thing we called The Bowling Pin Man. We weren't afraid of it all. I think we saw it once or twice when we were together. We'd see it occasionally in different parts of the house. He was shaped like a bowling pin. He was shaped like a shadow. He'd go from the ceiling to the floor and he'd slide across the flour under the baseboard, between the baseboard and the floor on the other side of the room. And we would see him... We talked about it a little bit but once my brother and I. My brother was at my mother's house, we were visiting and my daughter was in the room. She was about, oh maybe 3 or 4 years old. And we were talking about The Bowling Pin Man and she told me later that she saw him and she knew just exactly what we were talking about. It came out of the wall, slid across the floor and under the baseboards. I think only little kids could see him. I don't know. It was interesting. He was a shadow person. He wasn't scary at all. He was just there.”

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    1. ^ Got to be one of the strangest things I`ve ever read.

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    2. Strange? Are you kidding?! That's a quality post. Hell, relative to the scat humor, gay humor, and Joe vs. Troll crap, that's a spectacular contribution!!

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    3. Strange? are you kidding ? don't you mean Breathtaking?

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    4. Be careful discussing bowling pins on this blog -- Joetomi has often discussed using them as dildos!

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    5. NO HE HASN'T.

      BUT YOU DID FAGGOT!

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    6. I have a shadow person in my house. He is tall & thin and appears to wear a brimed hat. We did an addition on our house 12 years ago and he is never seen there, only in the old portion of the house. He's not scarry or threatening. I've only seen him a few times straight on, usually it's in my perifial sight line. We've been in this house for 32 years every dog we've owned has reacted to its presence.

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    7. Joetomi will wonder whether the shadow person uses bowling pins as dildos!

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    8. and what do you use mate ?
      Barbells ?

      Joe

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    9. I enjoyed reading that as strange as it was xx

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    10. Joe, only a diseased mind such as yours could conceive of barbells being used as dildos -- get help now for your sick brain!

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    11. ^ The only help available in the wee town Joe lives in is a rapid rubbing session in the local bar-room toilet area..ironically he visits the local bowling alley too where the caretaker is often bemused as to how the bowling pins have traces of shite smeared over them...we can only surmise the culprit.

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    12. that' me ol lady mate. Fit's the bill the ol hag does.

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    1. basement dwellers here keep track of Bigfoots and maintain a research on BIGFOOTS habits

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  6. IT was Mick Dodge, wanting his paper!

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  7. The name of the town should be changed to Yokel, Washington!

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  9. It's late at night and your collegiate stomach is grumbling. All you see in the dusty pantry is your month-old granola and a packet of powdered cheese leftover from a Kraft macaroni box.

    You don't have enough money for a pizza, and all your coupons are gone. It's time to get dirty; let's go dumpster diving!

    Don't act like you've never done it — sometimes there is some pretty sweet stuff casually hanging out of your neighbor's trash bin.



    Timbergiantbigfoot.

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    1. GRAYs tag U like we tag cattle by placing a probe in your urethra, then the harvest you ... BIGFOOT collect DNA samples for the GRAYS

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  10. I am 54 years old and I am currently in a relationship. I am worried about my boyfriend because of his chronic gambling. I think this all started when he was working for a place where there was gambling. Also, I think his friends have influenced him to gamble. Now, he is into cockfighting. He is always broke and uses his salary for cockfighting events and derbies.

    Dr Jeff Meldrum

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    1. ^ Might be an idea to contact Joe as he suffers from chronic Strapadickonanpumpmee syndrome...there is no known cure but I believe it is alleviated by regular rubbing sessions.

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    2. Yes mate, feel free to ask me any questions regarding the use of strap on dildos as I am definitely an expert on the subject!

      Joe

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    3. ^ at last..an admission of the sexual perversion he suffers.

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    4. Joe, I really don't care about your sick fetishes, but could you please keep them to yourself? My young son sometimes visits this site and I would prefer that he not be exposed to your discussion of weird sexual activities.

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    5. Well mate, perhaps you should stop your "young son" from visiting this site, because I will continue to talk about my love of strap on dildos and there's nothing you or any other loser troll can do about it.

      Joe

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    6. ^ a bout of Strapadickonanpumpmee is coming on I fear.

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    7. Fame me mental escapee is back !
      what a perverted clown and of course he would know all about all the sick perversions which seems to run amongst most trolls on this site. Please get help ya wanker before your pecker falls off from repeated over usage while viewing this site . At least one of your hands is far stronger than the other and it's not from your xbox playing !

      Joe

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    8. quite a gay sense of humor you have there mike

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    9. 1;47

      Just loves to read of his exploits in print..it is his claim to fame.

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    10. 2;05

      Thanks .. and for the future,my friends call me "Bike".

      Joe

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  11. did you by chance live in new brunswick?....lots of erie bowling type reports there

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    1. that thar Cruz he bein frum canindan lack da forn 1 we gots nows....

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    2. ^ issa de same Santa-Cruz fella dat climbs down da chimney in da sarf `merca ?

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    3. sometime Santa Anna looking like Cruz so you thinking that's Santa Anna from Mexico but its just Cruz from Canada talking AGAIN ...

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    4. ^ diz she abein da sista ov dat gal Santa-Barbara ?

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  12. Yacolt BIGFOOTS eat U for sure
    Missing 411 got the scoop on BIGFOOTS

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  13. Am I the only one who thinks the title of the headline suggests Bigfoot is a rent boy ?

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