Famous Bigfoot Researcher Dr. Matthew Johnson Says "Bigfoot Does Not Exist"
Dr. Matthew Johnson makes the astonishing claim after many years of research that bigfoot does not exist. Yeah, that caught my attention too. Well, he makes the claim, but he does add that by saying that he means "the white man's bigfoot does not exist". Sounds kind of racist, but ok.
Pssst ...don`t tell JoeTomi or he`ll have a major breakdown.
ReplyDeleteLots n lots of braids on his head^ given to him by a couple of sasquattle. He's begging for a full set of dreds though.
Deletewere you parents eventually convicted ?
Delete@ 2;08
DeleteOh dear..Ikky`s heard and is having a breakdown.
Your only funny when you don't try. Like with the spelling mistakes- you should stick with that.
Delete^ You mean like your own post ?
DeleteYou`re a fool that desperately needs to look to your OWN errors prior to condemning others for non existent mistakes.
The very first word of your post is an utter howler...but you`ll not comprehend that !!
Oops. "Sooty" about that. Hahahahahaha!
DeleteThis man boobs guy is a retard! With his White man b.s. And his learn to talk to them like the North American Indian liberal b.s. Crap too. So now I'm guessing his friends the wo-wo man come back to his house and sleep in his yard and make love to his old lady? I think his low testosterone meds are screwing up his mind. I can't believe that he still sees people at his medical practice? He is out of his mind with this theory! For real though!
DeleteSteveSpewfart &JamieWayne are hoaxers. Liars and all around pussies.
DeleteOh , that`s a shame for IktomiJoe as he doesn`t believe in the paranormal bigfoot - ironic that the dream version is the only type that is "real".
ReplyDeleteI wonder how he`ll handle this news ?
Foiled agin` dang it.
My uncles d ick tastes like my dads butt hole.
ReplyDeleteJoe
and you enjoy that don't you ?
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Joe
tosser? you pathetic,lonely lunatic. it's ok i'm sure someday you will be with joe. so keep up the farse that is your life...ok lil' suzy dreamer
Delete^ has a velvet painting of Kayne West kissing Kayne East hanging in his bedroom. Wait til the meds kick in boyo
DeleteJoe
Wow Joe, you managed to include racism and homophobia in one short comment. Great job!
Delete^ everyone knows the only person who loves Kayne the most is Kayne . It's all about being an egomaniac ,don't be a wanker bro
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Forest friends kumbaya, mindspeak, kumbaya, forest friends are love in the night, kumbaya. ..SOHA 2, even better
ReplyDelete"Bigfoot dont exist" - dr johnson
ReplyDeletePJ BTFO
With all due respect has Dr Johnson been ingesting magic mushrooms or has he been interacting with his crazy patients too long ?
ReplyDeletesorry Matt, but you're a tosser but continue with your medical practice and one day you'll be seeing hairy unicorns grazing outside your office
Bigfoot is a real living breathing creature - end of story
Joe
It's almost as if he had a massive brain injury a few years back.
DeleteOh, that's right, he did.
https://skeptoid.com/episodes/4375
ReplyDeleteI dont think i could allow a family member to go on like this without getting them professional help. Get well soon.
ReplyDeleteWhat a load of squatch dip!
ReplyDeleteJoe Rogan renounced the existence of Sasquatch's. Now I think he's an idiot!
ReplyDeletereally? i'm guessing you have proof to back that claim up? the existence of a missing link...do tell or are you just another mongoloid sheep
DeleteForest friends kumbaya
ReplyDeleteAll I found at soha was a bunch of used condoms covered in crap,what's with that?
ReplyDeleteDear Dr.
ReplyDeleteVery racist statement. I find it hard to bleev that an educated person like yourself would actually think for ten years that the big guy was a dumb ape. That is also a slam on apes. They have more sense than the average dr. Obviously. Wow
MMC
Does anyone else find it funny that Dr. J looks more like Larry Bird?
DeleteAfter years of research, I have determined that Dr. Matthew Johnson does not exist. He may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever he is.
ReplyDeleteYes well said Dr J is an alien not a human, used by the sasquatch people to try and throw us off their trail. But its not working...
DeleteQUESTIONS:
ReplyDelete1. Why does the camera angle sway from side to side with Dr. Johnson moving with it?
2. Why does he repeat basically the same thing over and over?
3. Is he trying to hypnotize the viewers through a YouTube video?
I understand certain kinds of brain damage can cause that.
DeleteFirst there was calling the good people of Detroit monkeys. Now there's this.
ReplyDeleteBigfooting is getting mighty racist lately.
Since he's a white man, his Bigfoot doesn't exist. That's his own logic.
ReplyDeleteHow about the Bigfoot's riding bikes in the distance? Nobody has talked about that yet. Looks like they not only exist, but they are showing their migratory behavior, let's start looking at bike trails.
ReplyDeleteGet back on your MEDS MR. Johnson, you are NUTS. You have NO PROOF, if you were being visited, you could fine some DNA or other such, but you refuse to use techinques that will exhibit tangible results. You claim they will not work, I bet you miss the sixties?
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