Monday, December 14, 2015

This Is Why People Keep Leaving Peanut Butter Out For Bigfoot


Bigfooter Frosted Forest recently set up a gifting station in hopes of enticing some interaction from a bigfoot or two in his research area. He went outside the box a bit, leaving some paper and a marker, but he did leave the traditional bigfoot staple gift of peanut butter. Wait until you see what happened.


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    1. Jeorge porgy puddin an pie kissed the girls and made them cry.

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    2. Does the paper smell like Bigfoot ass? You know those Sasuatch critters don't wipe their behinds after they deposit a thick loaf on the forest floor! Do you think the Sasuatch would put the lid back on the jar? I don't know as they say Come on man!

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  2. Well there you go - dermal ridges in peanut butter. Proof positive!

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  3. Bf wrote on the paper give me some peanut butter!

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  4. If those are "dermal ridges" then I'm pretty sure I've had a sasquatch snooping around my pantry at night

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  5. This guy is onto something BIG! Bigfoot knows how to use a butter knife!

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  6. matt johnson places his turds in the gifting bowls

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    1. That's funny! Dr. MOOBS is a serious man! Would you send your kids to his practice? I'm thinking not. I'd rather go over the boarder and visit one of those doctors than walk into psychology Sasquatch 101 office with Doc Johnson! Naw I'm good Doc!

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  7. Big News folks. PAY ATTENTION ALL TROLLS.

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    I have found out, through my troll sources, that Joe is boycotting this site, hoping that the admins will care, and start banning all the trolls. Joe and the rest of the superfriends believe that if they dont post that the trolls will go away, or the mods will do something. Joe is still here, lurking behind the scenes, but be aware that he is on his last legs.

    We have done it. We have officially won the war!!! We must keep the troll comments going very strong though. I am relying on all you trolls to make at least 5 comments per blog entry. This will keep the mods happy. We won fellow noble trolls. We won.

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    1. 1 ?--- ,How much Ass Juice
      is Too much??

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  8. Thnx 7:13 ,Ass juice is quite the enigma !

    Joe

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  9. Obviously a human could have done it. But here's some ideas:

    1. Put one PB and one Nutella, see if there's a preference.

    2. Draw a picture of the two jars on the pad, maybe they'll indicate a preference.

    3. Draw a small (human) and big (squatch) stick figure looking friendly - human handing something to the squatch? Peanut butter jar maybe?

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    1. Maybe he wants bigfoot to like peanut butter so that the researcher can smear said butter on his ball sack so that the bigfoot will lick that said peanut butter off his ball sack! Hey it works with dogs!

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