Saturday, December 5, 2015

I Can't Believe Bigfoot Got This Close To This 19 Year Old Girl


Ten feet. Think about that for a moment. That's like 5 steps away, maybe less depending on your stride. Two hops away. Across your living room. That's how close a bigfoot got to a 19 year old girl from Myrtle Point, Oregon. Kekky Shaw of the RMSO reads the report.


49 comments:

  1. that's a lot closer than any troll on here will ever get to any girl

    Joe

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    1. ^ bigfoot could never get between you and your man-friend though,eh ?

      suck much dick lately ?

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    2. Got educated charmer suit?

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    3. I've got educated people calling out a claim of a suit?

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    4. 5.18

      Can "dish it out" but sadly "can`t take it" when given a bashing himself.

      The exception is,of course,the taking of penis deep inside his grubby "man-friend`s fantasy trip".

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    5. ^ this coming from the troll that cries about being trolled, right? Allow me to explain something... Toilet humour might be your level, but the day you even attempt to mix it with me on the subject matter, you'll still only be a league or two away from giving me a bashing.

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    6. Joe is too busy trying to find the educated charmer suit, and the dermals it left, that he completely missed Rictor getting the ol popeye treatement behind mcdonalds.

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    7. It looks like the troll at 6:23 struck a nerve with Joergina. Ooooooo Baby Joerg likes it raw

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    8. Wooooooow, I'm overwhelmed by your "bashing" skills... How can I cope in the midst of such wise words?

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    9. You will find a way Jeorgina, just kep your head up high. AC is gonna soon publish all info he knows about you Joe. And it scares you to death

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    10. Just keep your Joerg head held high, and keep the nobs well polished. Its about all you can do

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    11. 5:02 - is that the only image you ever have going round in your head ? Poor fool. I guess that could be expected as all you ever do is play with your joystick
      Happy gaming wanker

      Joe

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    12. ^ So...the expression was correct ,eh ?

      And you can`t handle the fact that we know you`re a queerboy.

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    13. 6;29

      Subject matter ?

      Pardon ? ...y`mean the illusory figment of the imagination ?

      Well...we all know how far you`ve got with that,don`t we .

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    14. Joerging the night away. Joerging the night away. I got Joe sippin on my Joerg juice, my joerg juice. I got Joe sippin on my Joerg juice, my joerg juice.

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    15. it is only correct in your world mr troll because that is the only thing you know. Please pout down your xbox and get outside for a bit, your brain is rotting away

      Joe

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    16. When it's all said and done... If this troll wasn't a coward, he'd have his name to his comments.

      If it's not the case and he's not a total coward, then he'll have to prove it.

      : )

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    17. Is lktomi your real name 9:53?

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    18. I'm not using it to harass people and post racism.

      If you're not a coward, prove it!

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    19. ^ So I`ll post as Mista Smith from Whitecliffe...are you satisfied now ?

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    20. Hello mista Smith from Whitecliffe !
      How Mrs Smith and the kids ?
      Your music is great to some people and horrible to others. the smiths are an acquired taste in music circles . Is it ok I We can call you Mozz ?
      Cheers mate

      Joe


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    1. Oh look...Kelly is now known as Kekky...sadly it doesn`t alter the content of his boring bigfoot banality...which has about as much credence as DickTomi`s "I`ve only one account "...such waffle (which just happen to be Joe`s favorite food,waffles n` fish-fingers).

      Sheesh...what a characterless jerk.

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    2. Did anyone understand that? ^

      If it bores you, don't inflict it upon yourself... Go visit a blog for humourless, immature toilet humour or something.

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    3. No, we re here to stay Joergina. Every day you will taking the pipe, and you will enjoy it

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    4. ^ You said it,boyo.

      You`re more than outdone and outmatched here.

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    5. How is verification going Joergy?

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    6. Outmatched for what, exactly? You're only capable of the most average of name hurling and you're not very creative at that. Verification? I'm still here aren't I?

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    7. I guess the mods really didn't give to craps about you huh Joerg? Ooops. Got educated charmer suit?

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    8. Oh no... What will I ever do? Yes... I'm wearing one out to dinner tonight.

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    9. He changed his name so he can openly troll footers. He knows this is a joke. You footers are all massive fools.

      kek
      Kek literally translates to lol on World of Warcraft. When someone from the Horde side types lol in /say, members of the alliance side see kek instead. Not specific to Orcs.
      Human Paladin: Dude, that Orc totally just pwned you.
      Orc: Kek.
      Human: Dude, now he's laughing at you. Kick his ass.

      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kek

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    10. I'm going out to dinner, but alone. Which should be obvious, since I have no friends. But I'm going to put on my best suit and have a nice dinner out alone. Maybe someone will talk to me. I can't imagine why some bird would not be interested to hear all about bigfoot. And if she says she doesn't believe I can call her stupid and ask if she has magic monkey suit!

      Where is my bloody verification!! Why, oh why, do the mods not care about me? This is MY blog, dammit!!!

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    11. LET'S MAKE A BABY TOGETHER, KEKKY SHAW!!!!

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    12. I got close to a 19 year old girl once, and then the coppers told me never to do it again.

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    13. Hows verification coming Joe? AHHH HAHAHAHA

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    14. a.c. = Asian (shawn) Cocksucker

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    15. ^TK gettin the white out. All over bendovers buttcheeks i would imagine

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    16. Why don't these trolls post their names? Anyone would think they're afraid of having their names to their crazy ways??

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    17. Is lktomi your real name 9:56?

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    18. Ooooooooh, I've got your attention now, haven't I?

      I'm not using it to post racism, and bully people from behind anonimaty, am I?

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    19. I'd say you do a pretty good job of bullying people regardless.

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    20. I do bully the trolls... I'll agree with you there.

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  3. "I Can't Believe Bigfoot Got This Close To This 19 Year Old Girl!"

    Yeah . . . . me neither.

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  4. She should have whacked the bigfoot in the jaw with a small log. Maybe she could have knocked it out and then beat it to death and prove that they exist.

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  5. I have been closer than 10 feet to them, and I didn't have a door between us. Nothing incredible about this story, I am sorry to say.

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