Thursday, December 24, 2015

First Nations Manitoban Tells Of His Personal Midnight Encounter With A Sasquatch


When something spooked the deer, Clifford knew something was around. He heard some strange noises, but told himself it was just wolves. But it wasn't wolves. 
From the youtube channel of laura lynn mcculloch:

Clifford is a former resident of Duck Bay in Manitoba. He has extensive knowledge of the wilderness and continues to hunt and trap on a regular basis.

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  1. Twas the night before Christmas,
    And all through the house,
    Not a woman was stirring in Joes bed,
    Not even an ugly skank louse.
    The faked footprints were hung by the chimney with care.
    In hopes that Roger Patterson and his fake feet would soon be there.The monkey suits were stuffed in an old wood hut,And in one special suit, was a nice diaper butt.While visions of leaping yetis danced in Joes head,From the 50 fake encounters he had just before read.And Joe in his panties, and his male friend in a cap,They had just settled down for a long wet nap.
    When out in the woods, there arose such a clatter.
    Joe jumped out of the vaseline, to see what was them matter.Joe ran to the window, and through up the sash,But all he could see was Leons thick scumstache.Joe tried to see a bigfoot, he thought he had won,But alas, it was dmaker, who had just schooled him son!Joe could barely belive it, out the corner window he saw,Freeman faking some tracks, some large and some small. And then he found something, laying stuck in a limb,It looked like a hair, from his moms nasty chin.He took the hair home and gave it to Sykes,Who tested it many times, some say even thrice.And what results did then magically appear?
    Why nothing but brown bear, and opossum and deer.
    But Joe was sly, he knew what he could do,
    He could lie about it on bigfoot evidence,
    And blame inconsistencies on YOU!
    And if Joe should get questioned about his big load of bull.He could always blame skeptics and call them a fool.

    Yes in Joes mind, he knew he was right, so he yelled from the shutters

    Merry Christmas My Hairy Monkey and to all a Good Wet Night!!!!!!!!

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    1. Now THAT is comedy genius!

      Well played sir, well played.

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    2. Thank you for the wonderful poem mr Grinch
      You're a mean one, Mr. Troll
      You really are a heel.
      You're as cuddly as a cactus onesie ,
      You're as charming as an live eel on sushi,
      Mr. Troll.
      You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel i'm afraid to slip on.

      You're a monster, Mr. Troll.
      Your heart's an empty donut hole .
      Your brain is full of spiders and snakes.
      You've got garlic in your soul, Mr Troll.
      I wouldn't touch you with a
      Thirty-nine and a half foot festivus pole .

      You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
      You have termites in your smile,
      You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile wearing crocks,
      Mr troll.
      Given the choice between the two of you,
      I'd take the seasick crocodile wearing crocks.

      You're a foul one, Mr. Troll.
      You're a nasty wasty always hasty skunk.
      Your heart is full of unwashed knickers.
      Your soul is full of turds,
      Mr Troll.

      I actually enjoyed your little ditty . Even though we may disagree i do wish you and yours a very merry christmas ...Mr Troll

      Joe

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    3. Nice try Joe, but yours sucked. You got schooled, big time! Want some cheese for that wine?

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    4. This is why I visit this blog. That is gold Jerry,GOLD!!!

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    5. If we can't agree on things at least we keep people entertained much better than most of the rot on the tely .
      And yes, i would love some cheese ,preferably some Gruyere with Pinot Noir please.



      Joe

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    6. Get lost creep. Keep pretending to be another poster. Your not wanted here

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    7. And yes "Joe", that comment was intended for you. Your act of pretending to be "Joe" is old.

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    8. ^ not as old as the crust in your undies !

      Joe

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  2. http://bigfootevidence.blogspot.com/2015/12/first-nations-elder-talks-about.html?m=1

    Literally posted YESTERDAY BY YOU. How many direct repeats do you need to post? Between Mulder's World reposts and the prevelant Shawn repost of Matt...holy cow.

    Merry Christmas.

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  3. I have a friend who was tree planting in northern Ontario very close to Manitoba border. After his 6th year he and his co-workers had large tree saplings thrown at them from the bush and caught a glimpse of something large and greyish white moving away. They said it wasn't a bear and after that season was finished my friend never planted again. He's not sure what he saw but said he felt a sixth sense of danger.
    After that I started reading about BF and have come to the conclusion that its something as opposed to nothing!
    The Patterson film and realization that it has boobs and were only spotted in early 2000 just confirms that its not a person in a costume. Nobody is puttin boobs on a costume in 1967!
    Period.

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    1. >>I have a friend....

      And thats how we can tell you are lying.

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    2. That's what he told me and just thought I'd add to the forum. He has no reason to lie to me and I believe him.
      Some people might have found it interesting some might not.
      I will mark you down as a not.

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    3. The boobs have been known about since the film's inception. Patterson drew an exact match to Patty before he even filmed Patty, boobs and all. It was "sketched from the Ostman encounter."

      So you're trying to tell me the man whom drew a Bigfoot, in the same famous pose, complete with breasts before he filmed the Bigfoot that displays the same turn and mammary glands...didn't know he filmed a female all those years ago???!!!

      WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S BEEN CALLED PATTY SINCE THE BEGINNING AND NOT THE MORE MASCULINE VERSION 'PAT'?

      About as accurate as "well, my friend...."

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    7. joe posting as smallfoot and getting destroyed by daniel, never gets old

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  6. I heard they hadn't noticed but I could be wrong?
    How long has it been called Patty?
    I remember seeing clips of patterson film in 78 and 82 on a tv show but don't remember it referenced to as Patty.
    I've heard this dispute before that they he had drawn something but haven't seen the sketches, have you?
    Do you have a link or is this all fuck'n hearsay...

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  7. I heard they hadn't noticed but I could be wrong?
    How long has it been called Patty?
    I remember seeing clips of patterson film in 78 and 82 on a tv show but don't remember it referenced to as Patty.
    I've heard this dispute before that they he had drawn something but haven't seen the sketches, have you?
    Do you have a link or is this all hearsay...
    I always thought it was a guy Bigfoot as I'm guessing everyone else did until 2000 when they looked closely and saw boobs. Roger and Bob would have never made a costume as a women and especially in 1967... There would be no point!
    Friend...
    I thought it was a fake growing up and then in my 20s my buddy told me his encounter. Couple of our friends laughed but I knew he wasn't lying. So I started to read. Read about the film, how its a hoax how its not but then I remember the boobs where noticed and then I realized its totally real.

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