Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Classic Breakdown Video The Bigfoot Of Table Rock Lake Photos


Some of you may remember Phil Poling from his video breakdowns on his youtube channel Parabreakdown. Today we take a look back at a classic breakdown he did in 2013. Some photos of an alleged bigfoot creature stalking the shores of Table Rock lake in the Ozarks had surfaced, and Phil gives his impression of the authenticity of the photos. Enjoy.


27 comments:

  1. welcome to the #1 hate site in the world..!

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    1. im really not seeing the racist comments id like too. Please step up the game trolls

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    2. FYI a healthy person's urine is about 95 percent water and sterile, so no worries

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    3. True, but i constantly have yeast infections. So mine is about 85 percent ammonia and yeast. It also contains some unknown white stuff.

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    4. ITS NOT THE MEXICAN'S THATS THE PROBLEM ITS THE MUSLIMS AND ASIANS THEY HATE US AND WISH TOO DESTROY OUR NATION!

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  2. ans tham folks comin frum mexico ans bein heers nowdays that thar gov needin to closin tham bordars

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  3. WE ALL KNOW ANYTHING PHIL VIEWS IS FAKE SO WHY SHOW IT?

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    1. You have a point Anon 12:56. But that's because he usually views Bigfoot footage.

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    2. Got Sykes said "Zana was a yeti". AHHHH HAHAHAHAHA. Dmaker blew joe the F Out!!!

      TG

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    4. Got a skull!
      https://thedavisreport.wordpress.com/2014/03/18/unusual-skull-found-near-lovelock-nevada-in-1967/

      Yes... Sykes says being part-human, part-ape with dark skin, Zana was covered with long, reddish-brown hair which formed a mane down her back. She was large, about 6’6″ tall, and extremely muscular with exaggerated, hairless buttocks and large breasts. Her face was wide with high cheekbones and a broad nose. He says that Zana was no slave from Africa, but an individual with genetics who tells us much more about the population from which she sprang. Zana’s ancestors could have left Africa before the Laran exodus of 100,000 year ago and they might well be still there in the Caucasus Mountains to this day, living as they have for millennia somewhere in the wild valleys that radiate from the eternal snows of Elbrus... But "she wasn't a Yeti."

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    5. Joe, do you care to admit you lied like you did the other day, and then apologize to dmaker again?

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    6. Once again, you are lying Joerg. Sykes didnt describe Zana this way. He simply repeated descriptions from her from old accounts. You are a liar and plagarizer Joerg.

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    7. Pages 296 and 306... Sorry to break your hearts... And on page 305, Sykes states that;
      "The well-researched contemporary descriptions suggest to me that Zana had nothing to do with the modern world."
      ... You need to be very, very careful when claiming relict hominids share our exact DNA. You need a major case to present to scientists to convince them of this, and I think Sykes is being exactly how he should be considering how wrong he got the bear stuff, and how ready people are going to be in scrutinising his ideas. Having his reputation in one piece is everything. Oh... And if you didn't know (you don't know anything about this topic), the reason that Sykes can invest full faith in these reports, is because her son's skull (Kwit) has very unusual archaic features, that would attest to his mother's descriptions... You ******* twat.

      You call me a liar when you have to pretend to be me and make up fake apologies to people around here? You're a total psycho pal, an astonishing sham of a human being that even people who can't stand me agree on, a really little person who embodies the very essence of cowardice.

      Now run and get Dmaker, I'll be back in the morning to answer any vomit that's left here.

      : )

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    8. Oh you poor little baby. Having a nice little meltdown i see. At least you cited properly. But you failed to come to the realization that Sykes never said Zana was a yeti. He also never described her in the way you presented above. This is something you do frequently. You steal random quotes, claim them as fact, and typically use them for your own. You constantly are caught in lies, and have the same psychopathic tendencies you attribute to trolls. Dmaker laid the whooping on you a few days ago. So much so that you had to apologize to him. Of course that was after making wild threats that you would ruin his name if he didnt do what you wanted. Enjoy that bitter taste Joerg.

      :)

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    9. Also Joe, please show statements from those who can't stand you stating that the troll you speak of is a sham of a human being. I imagine this was another of your lies. But i want to see the proof where they said the troll was a sham of a human being.

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    10. Yes, that's right... Sykes says being part-human, part-ape with dark skin, Zana was covered with long, reddish-brown hair which formed a mane down her back. She was large, about 6’6″ tall, and extremely muscular with exaggerated, hairless buttocks and large breasts. Her face was wide with high cheekbones and a broad nose. He says that Zana was no slave from Africa, but an individual with genetics who tells us much more about the population from which she sprang. Zana’s ancestors could have left Africa before the Laran exodus of 100,000 year ago and they might well be still there in the Caucasus Mountains to this day, living as they have for millennia somewhere in the wild valleys that radiate from the eternal snows of Elbrus... But he doesn't say "she was a Yeti."

      "AnonymousTuesday, December 1, 2015 at 1:35:00 PM PST
      Pump the brakes a bit champ. This site is owned by the TGC. You sound like your going to bust a nut in your own mouth. I will admit that giving Itkomi/Joe s hit is fun but Jesus Christ man your fully getting off on everything dmaker and Daniel say. There not that special, remove your hand from your knob and just relax dude.
      Turds!!!!!!!!
      OGTG"

      Ouch! And for your information (and p*ss poor literary skills) I'm the one that thinks you're a sham of a human being.

      : p

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    11. Oh... And I know you're trying to lure me into a situation similar to that when me and Danny got banned, the truth is you're a cheerleader at best. If you really want to upset me, try and come up with an argument, a decent one. Cause right now, you're coming across like a bit of a weirdo, mate.

      See ya tomorrow!!

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    12. Sorry Joerg, but that person didnt call or allude to anyone being a sham. So basically you lied again. Also, Sykes doesnt describe Zana this way, as i said earlier. He merely is reading descriptions of her from the past. So you lied once again. I dont need to upset you Joerg. You metldown at your own hands. Now, would you like to lie some more?

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    13. "Allude", oh wow! And where did you learn this new word? Like I said, you're extending your vocabulary daily by following me around, at least. No... Sykes describing what he believes Zana to have looked like based on the reports, and based on the morphology of her son's skull. I understand I'm stooping rather low here, but, you're not making a very good impression on your fellow psychos if they've had enough of your creepy comments.

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    14. And I'll say it again... I know you have the reading maturity of a six year old, but I'm calling you a sham of a human being... And a coward.

      : )

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  4. The Table Rock bigfoot photos are another bigfoot BS hoax.

    Next!

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