Is bigfoot an alien? Can they shoot laser beams out of their eyes? Do they live in the sewers? Youtuber Crypto Queen takes a look at the 9 strangest theories regarding bigfoot. Do you agree?
10 of the things psycho-nerds hate or can't understand; 1. Got monkey suit? 2. And limb break, there are too many reports of this to count. 3. They don't wash like we do and it is common knowledge gorillas use a foul BO to communicate. 4. "Bigfoot" in fact has a scientific paper released that states it can achieve sounds both above and below normal human ranges. 5. There are many reports of eyeshine, this would concur with many reports of "black eyes" that are not fully understood yet. 6. Yes, if something exists, then people see it. 7. Yes, native children are taught to use similar structures for communication when in the wilderness. "Bigfoot" use it just on a larger scale. Ask Les Stroud. 8. Yes, most large mammals eat deer. 9. If something exists, it leaves it's physical sign on the environment... And we have forensic evidence spanning decades and States that can't be hoaxed. 10. There are three books in collaboration by search & rescue personal that attest to trained dogs refusing to work once in wilderness areas.
Two things that is strangest of all; 1. Psycho-nerds need to spend all their daily existences on a subject they appear to hate. 2. Why do they eat pizza in public toilets?
Unfortunately, the reality is that that would account for your most frequent of daily experiences, fake Joe. I'm so glad you're coming to terms with it. Maybe we have finally got to the bottom of your obsession.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
TURDS!!!
ReplyDeleteFresh turds!!!!
DeleteStop making me hungry and horny. Wish I had a turd with peanuts in it. I would pick the peanuts out and eat the turd.
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^ Must be the same loser every time trying to pose as me. Must have been let out on a day pass
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Good evening maniacs, Rush rules
ReplyDeleteHow bout a urine cake?
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^ the pyscho trying to be me is back. must be off his meds
Deleteoh dear, what a tosser
Joe
9 of the strangest Bigfoot theories.
ReplyDelete1. PGF is real
2. Bigfoot tree knocks
3. Bigfoot smell bad
4. Bigfoot screams or howls
5. Bigfoot eye shine
6. Bigfoot sightings
7. Bigfoot stick structures
8. Bigfoot eat deer
9. Bigfoot exists
10. Bigfoot hates dogs and dogs are scared of Bigfoot.
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Delete10 of the things psycho-nerds hate or can't understand;
Delete1. Got monkey suit?
2. And limb break, there are too many reports of this to count.
3. They don't wash like we do and it is common knowledge gorillas use a foul BO to communicate.
4. "Bigfoot" in fact has a scientific paper released that states it can achieve sounds both above and below normal human ranges.
5. There are many reports of eyeshine, this would concur with many reports of "black eyes" that are not fully understood yet.
6. Yes, if something exists, then people see it.
7. Yes, native children are taught to use similar structures for communication when in the wilderness. "Bigfoot" use it just on a larger scale. Ask Les Stroud.
8. Yes, most large mammals eat deer.
9. If something exists, it leaves it's physical sign on the environment... And we have forensic evidence spanning decades and States that can't be hoaxed.
10. There are three books in collaboration by search & rescue personal that attest to trained dogs refusing to work once in wilderness areas.
Two things that is strangest of all;
1. Psycho-nerds need to spend all their daily existences on a subject they appear to hate.
2. Why do they eat pizza in public toilets?
I eat pizza on the toilet so I can smell turds while I'm eating.
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Unfortunately, the reality is that that would account for your most frequent of daily experiences, fake Joe. I'm so glad you're coming to terms with it. Maybe we have finally got to the bottom of your obsession.
Delete^ That`s the ONLY reality on this blog...there`s no bigfoot reality...is there...EVER.
DeleteCos` it ain`t real,you soppy dribble dick.
Duuuuuuuuh????? Great grammar there Einstein. How about you present something other than your dense logic to reinforce your arguments for once?
DeleteOh hang on... What was I thinking?
Mike, I have been crazy busy but will send you an email next week,we will catch up, Rush, where did you go?
ReplyDeleteIm at your moms house with mike
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WHY IS MY BUTTHOLE LOOSE??
DeleteMIKE !
^ too much penis regularly up it will do that.
DeleteIs that bigfoot scratching its kahoonas?
ReplyDeleteFFS! viable hybrid offspring FFS!
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