Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Nine Of The Strangest Bigfoot Theories


Is bigfoot an alien? Can they shoot laser beams out of their eyes? Do they live in the sewers? Youtuber Crypto Queen takes a look at the 9 strangest theories regarding bigfoot. Do you agree?


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    1. Stop making me hungry and horny. Wish I had a turd with peanuts in it. I would pick the peanuts out and eat the turd.

      Joe

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    2. ^ Must be the same loser every time trying to pose as me. Must have been let out on a day pass

      Joe

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  2. Good evening maniacs, Rush rules

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    1. ^ the pyscho trying to be me is back. must be off his meds
      oh dear, what a tosser

      Joe

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  3. 9 of the strangest Bigfoot theories.
    1. PGF is real
    2. Bigfoot tree knocks
    3. Bigfoot smell bad
    4. Bigfoot screams or howls
    5. Bigfoot eye shine
    6. Bigfoot sightings
    7. Bigfoot stick structures
    8. Bigfoot eat deer
    9. Bigfoot exists


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    1. 10. Bigfoot hates dogs and dogs are scared of Bigfoot.

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    3. 10 of the things psycho-nerds hate or can't understand;
      1. Got monkey suit?
      2. And limb break, there are too many reports of this to count.
      3. They don't wash like we do and it is common knowledge gorillas use a foul BO to communicate.
      4. "Bigfoot" in fact has a scientific paper released that states it can achieve sounds both above and below normal human ranges.
      5. There are many reports of eyeshine, this would concur with many reports of "black eyes" that are not fully understood yet.
      6. Yes, if something exists, then people see it.
      7. Yes, native children are taught to use similar structures for communication when in the wilderness. "Bigfoot" use it just on a larger scale. Ask Les Stroud.
      8. Yes, most large mammals eat deer.
      9. If something exists, it leaves it's physical sign on the environment... And we have forensic evidence spanning decades and States that can't be hoaxed.
      10. There are three books in collaboration by search & rescue personal that attest to trained dogs refusing to work once in wilderness areas.

      Two things that is strangest of all;
      1. Psycho-nerds need to spend all their daily existences on a subject they appear to hate.
      2. Why do they eat pizza in public toilets?

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    4. I eat pizza on the toilet so I can smell turds while I'm eating.

      Joe

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    5. Unfortunately, the reality is that that would account for your most frequent of daily experiences, fake Joe. I'm so glad you're coming to terms with it. Maybe we have finally got to the bottom of your obsession.

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    6. ^ That`s the ONLY reality on this blog...there`s no bigfoot reality...is there...EVER.

      Cos` it ain`t real,you soppy dribble dick.

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    7. Duuuuuuuuh????? Great grammar there Einstein. How about you present something other than your dense logic to reinforce your arguments for once?

      Oh hang on... What was I thinking?

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  4. Mike, I have been crazy busy but will send you an email next week,we will catch up, Rush, where did you go?

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    1. Im at your moms house with mike

      Rush

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    2. WHY IS MY BUTTHOLE LOOSE??

      MIKE !

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    3. ^ too much penis regularly up it will do that.

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  5. Is that bigfoot scratching its kahoonas?

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