Saturday, November 7, 2015

Dr Matthew Johnson's Journey Into Bigfoot Continues


In this part 2 of Dr. Matthew Johnson's Bigfoot Journey, he now brings us to modern day, with a bevy of self-professed bigfoot researchers and enthusiasts who have met his long list of prerequisites to visit the legendary SOHA, and observe the mystery of the food gifting bowls that have become so famous over the years. 


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    1. we haven't seen you in a long time Bugs

      Joe

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    2. Been a while. Still no bigfoots and still plenty of nutcases. Great entertainment.

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    3. Turds for the gifting bowls!!

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    4. ^^ speaking of nutcases

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  2. I have a son who is schizophrenia he is convinced I am a member of the KGB and I am trying to hurt him. Dr. Johnson reminds me of him. Dr Johnson has chosen the path of Bigfoot flying around in dust particles and stepping into other dimensions. He claims bigfoot speaks to him in his mind. He is the only one who experiences these interactions. He could get evidence, he could bring a trowel and spade up large areas of dirt around his gifting bowls. Throw some leaf litter on the spaded area. Which would trap a footprint. He could fasten the bowls to a stump and place DNA catching devices, near or on the bowls. He can purchase inexpensive cameras with flashes that can take photos when a depression pad is stepped on. Nothing electronic the Sasquatches could sense. There are dozens of things he could do. He does none of them. He does not want proof, infact he avoids it every way he can. He wants to keep telling the world his stories, and all he is doing is getting serious investigators to view him as being off his meds and in deep need of Psychiatric help. Matthew Johnson I believe Sasquatches exist. But you make all serious researches look like fools.

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    1. How many pictures and footprints have you obtain this way. I have heard of no one successful doing this.

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  3. I have a son who is schizophrenia he is convinced I am a member of the KGB and I am trying to hurt him. Dr. Johnson reminds me of him. Dr Johnson has chosen the path of Bigfoot flying around in dust particles and stepping into other dimensions. He claims bigfoot speaks to him in his mind. He is the only one who experiences these interactions. He could get evidence, he could bring a trowel and spade up large areas of dirt around his gifting bowls. Throw some leaf litter on the spaded area. Which would trap a footprint. He could fasten the bowls to a stump and place DNA catching devices, near or on the bowls. He can purchase inexpensive cameras with flashes that can take photos when a depression pad is stepped on. Nothing electronic the Sasquatches could sense. There are dozens of things he could do. He does none of them. He does not want proof, infact he avoids it every way he can. He wants to keep telling the world his stories, and all he is doing is getting serious investigators to view him as being off his meds and in deep need of Psychiatric help. Matthew Johnson I believe Sasquatches exist. But you make all serious researches look like fools.

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    1. please show us your serious results.....

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    2. Dr. Johnson has changed his whole life (some would say screwed up his life) since his bigfoot sighting at the Oregon Caves park. That would seem to support that he sincerely believes that he saw a bigfoot that day. Would you go through all of these life changing things if you were lying about your bigfoot sighting?

      It could be that he just never thought of incorporating some of your ideas into his bigfoot search.

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  4. Bigfooters are fat. Mystery?

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  5. Bigfoot is a highly advanced being who can operate interdimensional time portals. He comes to Earth feed from dumpsters and Dr. Johnson's crap gifting bowls.

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