Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Cliff Barackman Believes This May Be The First Written Depiction Of Sasquatch


Cliff Barackman believes that the Epic of Gilgamesh may be the first written depiction of bigfoot. A main character is Enkidu the Wildman, which Cliff believes sounds very much like a bigfoot in Enkidu's description. Check it out:

One of the many tragedies that has arisen from the wars in the Middle East is the theft of antiquities dating back to the dawn of human civilization. During the US-led invasion of Iraq, many of that country’s museums were looted by thieves despite the efforts by the Pentagon and local museum authorities to stop such thefts. Since that time efforts have been underway to find and obtain the property that went missing, and thousands of pieces have since been recovered. This effort continues today.

One way that museums are attempting to recover their collections is to directly barter with smugglers, offering money for them to “intercept” relics before they leave the country to be sold on the black market. No questions asked, no charges pressed. It was through this means that a collection of clay tablets was returned to the Sulaymaniyah Museum. There were 80 or 90 tablets in this collection, and their provenance remains unknown.

Most interesting in this find is a tablet that has verses of the Epic of Gilgamesh that had never before been documented. Why is this of note for bigfooters and others who read my blog? Well, it’s possible that the Epic of Gilgamesh has the very first written depiction of a sasquatch.

Enkidu the wildman is a main character of the Epic of Gilgamesh. He lived with the herds (followed the deer?), drank with the animals at the water hole, and was created by Aruru, the Goddess, to teach Gilgamesh humility. All of these strike me as being very bigfooty.

In these newly-discovered tablets, there is another mention of a sasquatch-like being called Humbaba, the giant ogre that guards the cedar forest (sound familiar?). Enkidu and Gilgamesh eventually slay Humbaba, a fate that I don’t support for our modern-day giants that guard our cedar forests.

To read more about these tablets and what they contain, click here. 

16 comments:

  1. BOBO needing a AK with 30 round Mag ...
    for his SAFETY against Bigfoots and Zombies

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  2. looking like Nephilim sometimes u thinking that a Bigfoot over there but its the Nephilim

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    1. OMG Matt K. are you kidding me?? This theory was proposed LONG before Barackman came on the scene. This guy is an idiot and couldn't think of this all on his own. Michael Angelo painted them on the Sistine Chapel ~ hiding in a cave~ they are the Edomites. Don't like that one? Try the book of Jasher. All of these ideas are were postulated before Barackman!
      I like how you think 4:27.

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    2. Thanks stonereader,that was the first laugh I've gotten out of this place in a while. Michael Angelo, lol. Idiot.

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    3. 5;22 is Iktomi up to his stupid tricks again.

      Grow up you immature fool.

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    4. Neph ----------

      Thats what I been telling you all for a coupe years, ha ha ha ha ha ha.

      Cliff has most likey NOT understood that he is talking about fallin ones and there hybrid CREATIONS.

      Shawn has a photo of a 15 inch finger from a Nepf / Bigfoot. But, I guess he is just to butt-hurt and Chicken to post it. I have a photo of an X-ray of that finger and Shawn and you-all can have that too, once he quits being a crybaby. You can find the photo of the finger online if you look hard. But I've not seen a copy of the X-ray photo I have. Huh?

      Booooooooooooo.

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    5. LOL - calling the owner of the website a crybaby and chicken is a surefire way of getting your photo posted.

      So where did you get your X-ray photo?

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  3. Not Welcome”: Large Turnout Set to Protest Obama’s Roseburg Visit on Friday...

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  4. I'd eat an orphan to be as smart as Cliffy,I would.

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  5. Cliff Barackman man is a fucking pole smoker,fuck him in his fuck face

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    1. ^ Oh dear - having a bad day ?

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    2. considering his name , his response fits nicely with it.
      Poor sot

      Joe

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