If you were to build an anti-Bigfoot suit, what would it look like?


This is the most original idea we've heard from a Bigfoot yet. "Brandon", an avid BFE reader tells us he wants to build a suit so powerful that a Bigfoot could not penetrate it. He's been running the idea through his mind for a while now and now he's serious. The suit would be a "stationary self contained housing unit designed for constant surveillance which can be deployed into any forest, and maintained for a two week time period."

He explains how he would make the suit: "I will volunteer to use the suit or domocile, once it has been built. I gather my inspiration for this idea from the series eaten alive, where the guy dns a carbon fiber suit and lets an anaconda wrap him up. Please contact me back and let me know what you think of my idea, thanks so much."

In an email reply, Brandon responded with more details about his suit after saying it would cost around $10,000:

"I am starting on my plans for the bigfoot capture suit, this project will define what it is to capture bigfoot. My suit starts with a self contained housing unit, which will enable me to sustain myself for the two week period needed for optimum observation. this housing unit will be able to handle two weeks of food, water, and be able to handle the waste as well. there will be cameras covering the unit 360 degrees, and audio, temperature, pressure sensors as well as a proximity sensor so I can know when the big guy is headed towards me. After the housing unit, there will be a second skin made of the strongest material known to man. The goal is observation, I want to be dropped in the most remote location to be able to observe, and be observed by bigfoot as well, while at the same time being able to document and prove his existence, and possibly catch him alive with a tranquilizer, or tag him with a traceable tag, like sharks, but my idea is to have a bunch of small trackers that will get stuck in its hair when it touches the housing unit. this way he can be tracked back home, or a heavy tranquilizer, but I like the tracker idea better. I will catch bigfoot."

Is this an original idea or would do you doubt he will be able to pull this off? Brandon wants to know our reader's thoughts.


Comments

  1. And in other news it looks like the WWE has canned Hulk Hogan again as all merchandise has been removed,This reporter will stay on this and all other wrestling related news in the days and weeks to come......back to you Shawn.

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    1. Bigfooting is like wrestling.

      Its role playing. Its entertainment. There are faces and heels. Theres big promotions and events. All the while both the participants and spectators know its obviously fake but that doesnt detract from the entertainment.

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    2. Yeah, that's right... A role playing game maintained for ten thousand years, where there have been a culture hopping secret society of gorilla suit wearing role players all conspiring to get your money. These people, though finding each others customs undesirable, and spanning from a time when they didn't even know what an ape looked like, have in fact managed to role play their way in cheating the best experts with fake biological species traits that span decades and States, in lottery win fashion too.

      Go figure!

      5:09; the role of 'confident sceptic'; played awfully. The role of 'prized prat'; Oscar winning performance!

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    3. And theres always some mentally ill lunatic who thinks its real

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    4. That's when conspiracy theorists like you come in.

      (Cuckoo!!)

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    5. Schooled? What does joe mean by this?

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    6. " IT'S FUN" To see 7:20 get her fanny
      paddled by 7:19,, each and every time!!

      :-))

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    7. Everyone knows you write in that painfully obvious insufferable style because you cheerlead your own comments when required.

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    8. Haaa haaa haaa ,I LOVE IT !!
      maybe I can fine tune my INSUFFERABLITY to angst you to the
      loony bin were you BELONG!!
      HAAA HAAA HAAAAA , SCHOOLED!

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    9. I really wouldn't give yourself that much credit. You're more like a bad smell in an elevator than a means to sign one's self in.

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    10. STOP projecting Joe.. ^

      (yawn),

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  2. A bigfoot would laugh its @$$ off if it saw someone walking around in a forest wearing an anti-bigfoot suit.

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    1. troll punks that burn good dopeFriday, July 24, 2015 at 11:09:00 AM PDT

      Hell ya thay would ,espchelly if they were STONED on good dope,,
      they ed be trippin an laughin an shit!

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  3. Joes palms are sweaty, knees weak
    arms spaghetti
    There’s vomit on his spaghetti already,
    mom’s spaghetti
    He’s spaghetti, but on the surface he
    looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti
    but he keeps on forgetting what he
    spaghetti

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  4. Joe is a penis wrinkle with too much time and cum on his hands.

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  5. it would look like Joe sporting a huge fanny pack. What bigfoot would go near that ?

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  6. ^ Stuart is STILL obsessing with Jo

    At least he is out of the closet

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    1. Joe goes by the name Jolene now. The fanny pack hasn't changed though.

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  7. It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.

    Confucius

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  8. Shaun, FYI: New study by leading anthropologists says Flores man was indeed a separate species, not physically deformed modern humans, Homo habilis (not erectus much later) were the first humans out of Africa:
    http://www.newhistorian.com/homo-habilis-were-first-out-of-africa/4386/

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  9. The only thing needed for a anti bigfoot suit is a video camera.

    Seems to keep them away all the time.

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    1. :-)
      Any suit that collects actual evidence would suffice.

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